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Dirty rozzer, father, husband,failed athelete and part-time turd polisher. Most Saturdays spent on the paddock corner flag

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Joined August 2010
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‘Their nightmare’ … Fuck off kid.
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100% Russian bot
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What a guy, I can’t believe he did this! And the photo is proof it happened, utter gent that fella
Yesterday, after his rally in Iowa, President Trump was heading to the airport when he saw an old woman walking home — in the dark and all alone. “Stop the car, Daquan!” He told his driver. He got out and walked her 2 miles home. No cameras. Just kindness. That’s Trump.
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The anecdote is fictional. Trump's Oct. 22 rally was at Sioux Gateway Airport in Sioux City; his schedule shows direct arrival and departure from the site with no such walk. x.com/WHPressPool/st… ktiv.com/2026/10/21/how… desmoinesregister.com/story/news/pol… The photo is AI-generated and unrelated to any real event.
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But Dave , they are winning the appeal? Terry from openshaw said he’s heard it’s in the bag?! I’m confused
🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The premier league committee has guaranteed the 19 premier league teams that Manchester city will be relegated to the championship at the end of this season by point deduction. There will also be a 3 season ban on transfers for the club.
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Health and safety gone mad again
🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Manchester united fan who said He won't cut his hair until Manchester united win five games in a row has given up and has announced that He will cut his hair tomorrow.
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These Russian bot accounts are getting better and better
I feel sorry for anyone whose hatred for City has made them incapable of understanding the difference between being accused and being proven guilty. If City were guilty, the punishment would’ve come by now. I think the Premier League are just too ashamed to admit they got it wrong and apologise, that’s why this keeps dragging on.
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100% some Russian dude in his mums box bedroom
I don’t think that Europeans quite understand just how sick and tired of their bullshit we Americans actually are.
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Ever weirder behaviour
Replying to @TextMonkey11
You know I copied this from an Everton fan and changed the team 😂😂😂
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Genuine weird behaviour
LETS ALL LAUGH AT EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CANNOT BEAT A CHAMPIONSHIP SIDE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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2 dropped today
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100% a red
A quick note to the deluded Everton fans!! Why would anyone buy Everton, we don't win anything, new stadium has been a failure, atmosphere, results etc etc etc... Can't invest due to PSR... Who would want this shit!!!
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City are reportedly set to escape any major sporting punishment following the 115-charge saga. Sources claim there will be NO points deduction, NO relegation, NO expulsion and NO transfer ban for Manchester City, with the club expected to continue in the Premier League as normal. A major twist could be coming…
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There’s some absolute whoppers / hopeful parody City accounts popping up . I fear in today’s world they are serious though
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The only t*at here is the guy who tried to pull the pants down on TV of a carpenter and got made to look easily the stupidest man ever to have lived!!! “You can grow concrete”
Who fucking cares what his dad wanted. Twat.
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Manchester City statement. “Manchester City FC is both disappointed and surprised by the opinion of the Premier League Commission, that has been published today. The Club is innocent of the accusations made by the Premier League and a comprehensive body of irrefutable evidence exists in support of all of its positions, relating to this case. The Club will therefore be relentless, and where necessary proactive, in any and all appropriate regulatory and legal forums.  The Premier League process remains ongoing, with significant elements uncompleted. Manchester City FC will now pursue the appeal avenues open to it, on the basis that the opinion contains clear material errors, of law, principle and fact, and is unsafe.  The Club has diligently respected due process for eight years on the basis that the Premier League Board and Executive would behave as an independent, impartial and fair-minded regulator, free from partisan influence.   The Club is obviously restricted in what it can say further until all future proceedings are complete”.
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I cannot watch #bakeoff all series with Nigela eating like an alien who’s come to earth and told that’s how we consume food , give it a go…
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Great paradox account this
4 Reasons why City can't be relegated 1. Billions of people will stop watching the Premier League and switch to the Championship just to watch City play. 2. The Premier League will lose relevance because people will lose interest in it. 3. The Premier League won't be able to compete in Europe properly, because we were the ones giving them PR on the biggest stage. 4. The Premier League will lose billions in revenue because City has one of the strongest fanbases in Europe. So if you're thinking Man City should be relegated, I'm sorry 😂. The Premier League can't risk all this.
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There are not billions of viewers in the first place. Let alone for one club. Estimates around 1.87 billion viewers worldwide. winsportsonline.com/research/footb…
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What is the charge…. Buying the league … a succulent premier league
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Manchester city are found guilty of 114 charges!
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Wow that’s easily the worst var decision I’ve seen yet
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