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Elementary Joe Clark

@TezSaidWhat

Alabama A&M and West Alabama Alum. M.Ed. Here for laughs. My tweets are my views and aren’t meant to be taken seriously. Save your think pieces.

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Joined November 2018
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103rd floor of the Sear’s Tower. I’m not a fan of heights, but I’ve made my way up for the second time.
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@favwontmissNov 6
My check engine light turned off by itself, glad he figured out whatever was bothering him
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Hold it on…but when it’s finally time for that walk to the car… 💨
TrustNone$❤️‍🩹 (@Lanaek__) profile pictureTrustNone$❤️‍🩹@Lanaek__Nov 5
Do yall be farting while laid up or hold it
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Ada is a girl💗 (@faveda12) profile picture
Ada is a girl💗
@faveda12Nov 5
microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭
Telegram Messenger (@telegram) profile pictureTelegram Messenger
@telegramNov 4
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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Magic City Classic 2026
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coworker connected her phone to the work computer so she can text without pulling out her phone now she clearing out her desk
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I was here first?
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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soul eater@sexyzenstemOct 21
got fired.
soul eater (@sexyzenstem) profile picturesoul eater@sexyzenstemSep 9
first day at amazon… when will the fucking start happening.
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Steven (@stevechristo_) profile pictureSteven@stevechristo_Oct 21
Unfortunately I’m at work beefing with a 60+ year old woman but if it’s up then it’s up Geraldine!
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I’ll take it a step further and ask for back pay since I haven’t had it in 11 years.
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 (@chefsevenn) profile pictureChef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevennOct 20
If someone offered you $30,500 to go 4 months without eating any Mc Donald’s, could you do it?
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BMW X5
🏎️ Mike | Motosaic | Car Consultant & Concierge (@MikeCalcara) profile picture🏎️ Mike | Motosaic | Car Consultant & Concierge
@MikeCalcaraOct 19
You can only drive one of these for the next five years. 1. BMW X5 2. Audi Q7 3. Lexus GX 4. Land Rover Defender 110 5. Mercedes GLE 6. Porsche Macan 7. Lucid Gravity 8. Rivian R1S 9. Lexus TX 10. Volvo XC90 Which one are you taking?
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Me: I love your line Mrs. Teacher. They’re so orderly and quiet. Her: *silence* Me: 🤔 Maybe she didn’t hear me. Her: *gets closer* Thank you. 😒 Her: *gets even closer* Now I gotta buy them brownies cause that was their last Brownie Point. 😒🤣
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eguapo 👑
@thetrillgentOct 17
I stepped off the elevator and this older Black woman gon say to me “I hope you going back upstairs to get your jacket” and that’s exactly what I did. 😭
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Alex
@The_AlexOct 17
How the fuck would you get out of your car
TeslaZoa (@TeslaZoa) profile pictureTeslaZoa
@TeslaZoaOct 17
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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Gaddi@GaddiGmmOct 13
Doctor: u need to eat 3x a day Me: Write me a prescription for FOODSTAMPS then 😒😭
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zellie (@zellieimani) profile picturezellie@zellieimaniOct 12
Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.
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Getting to work at 7 is a struggle as is (45 plus minute drive), but on the days when kids and teachers aren’t there, the struggle is even harder. 😭😭😭
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I was leaving out of Publix and the black man told the wire woman to have a good day, but he told me to take it easy. Now how you know I ain’t want to have a good day too? 🤣
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@TheEricJBrownOct 10
I’m in Ross… yall need some expired water or candy?
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White Castle is ranked way too low.
John Kim 🇰🇷 (@johnkim77) profile pictureJohn Kim 🇰🇷
@johnkim77Oct 9
Who has the best burger of all time? 🐐🍔
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Daydreamriah@Estrall280519Oct 8
passive income final boss
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