The geeky bastard child of hockey and metal. "Embarrassment to the female sex" since 1975. I torture athletes for a living. Dirty Heathen. Filthy centrist.
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TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
>Be Me
>Worried I'm becoming meaner online
>Decide to try and be nicer
>Go online
>"They've destroyed the bones of Saint Nick"
TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
Why do people fuck with other people at work for clicks?? Streamers are insufferableβ¦..
An example of how men behave, even when they're going about life larping as women. I do feel sorry for the OP. They haven't done anything wrong and didn't deserve to be abused like that.
TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
If youβre βconvincedβ of that, youβre deluding yourself.
Let us spake of ye Elden times, of Sarah Connor, of Ellen Ripley, of every Horror Movie Last Girl, yea of heroines galore who found places in young menβs hearts and are regaled, yea even unto this day.
Child ye know not that of which ye spakest.
TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
This woman nailed it!
@DaveChappelle
TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
For some reason, the idea of the βtarget audienceβ is lost on people now. Itβs as though making something specifically for boys is exclusive to girls. Meanwhile, we can easily have both, along with gender neutral entertainment. Itβs not that complicated.
I disagreed with the man on a number of points. At no point have I ever felt anything but sadness at his senseless murder. I don't possess the kind of sickness that believes that having opinions I dislike should have a death sentence.
What @DaveChappelle said about Charlie Kirk is disgusting. But Charlie had some ugly moments as wellβWe all do. And even if Charlie had been perfect, I still wouldnβt abandon Chappelle over this. We should give him grace so he can discover his error, as Iβm sure Charlie wouldβve.
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TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
π¨SHOCKING!! : A Walmart shopper is going viral after recording Muslim employees allegedly cursing at her and making a throat-slash gesture, apparently warning her not to post the footage.
Both workers were in official vests. Walmart has yet to respond.
The guys are home and utterly stoked about the trip. They heard some noises in the woods. Was it a squatch? Likely not, but I'm not one to burst their bubble.
For my husband's best friend's birthday this weekend, he offered to pay for a guys' trip to anywhere. So the three stooges are going to go squatching in the Santa Cruz Mountains because of course that's what these dorks would do.
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I'm Norse Pagan, not Muslim. I am not required to fast because your religion tells you to. If you can't deal with those not of religion not observing it, then go somewhere where you're exposed to others of your religion.
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. β€οΈπ
TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
Then we are going to have a fundamental difference of opinion.
My source: being a high school teacher for 20 years + teaching remedial and summer reading for k-6.
I regret to inform you there is a gender binary. It is obvious by 5. Nobody has to teach this or cater to it. It simply exists and arguing with it is like arguing with gravity.
I try my dead level best every year to balance my reading list with short stories and novels boys will actually like and want to read.
Boys will read if you give them something they like. This year I designed my reading list around the trolley problem- issues of morality and ethics that have multiple modes of argumentation. No complaints so far.
The parents go- wow- how are you getting my boy to read?
Oh I donβt know: Yesterday we read a story called βThe Sniperβ and today weβre reading some Stoics before we dive into Julius Caesar, just the usual stuff, just lucky I guessβ¦
Lady please.
TheAlabastard πππΌββοΈππ€π» retweeted
No, Iβm still laughing about your blatant hypocrisy. ππ€£π
Again, this is you.
Youβve got a little Pokemon plushy you cuddle with when you go to beddy by.
You dress in cutesy little toddler clothes.
You go to Pokemon kiddy parks.
Meanwhile, you canβt even correctly identify what kind of hobby Warhammer 40,000 is. Hereβs a hint: itβs not a TTRPG.
FYI: My wife (a phrase which you will NEVER be able to utter, ever) buys me Warhammer models and Transformers for my birthday and Christmas, and she has no problem whatsoever with me displaying my hobbies in the dining room. π€£ But I can understand how the concept of a supportive spouse would be a completely alien concept to you.
@Thor_Odinson is still crashing out over his hobby being mainly for kids.
It's going to be okay bud.
You don't have to lie about the target demographic of Warhammer 40k.
Stay clout chasing homie because my main hobby is video games.
I'm sorry your wife shames you.
