Political Operations; has wrestled a bear & an alligator (not at the same time). I'm your huckleberry. || Views = my own, & RTs ≠ endorsements. #ALLCAPS
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Today, I told @LadybugLise the story of why I have a weird relationship with mayonnaise. Figured it's worth sharing with ya'll here too, because, well, it's hilarious but also disgusting.
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Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin have been broadcasting together for nearly 30 years.
The duo has called Alex Ovechkin’s entire career since he entered the league in 2005.
They were in the booth for Ovi’s first goal—and his record-breaking 895th goal.
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The chasing days are DONE!
Wishes do come true, #ALLCAPS fans — @JoeBpXp & @Laughlin18 call @ovi8's 895th goal.
#Gr8Chase by @Venture_Global | @Capitals
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What an embrace between Alex Ovechkin and Ilya Sorokin. Forever linked 😅 teapawt.net/BR_OpenIce/status/1908…
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"THERE IS A NEW GOAL-SCORING CHAMPION AND HIS NAME IS ALEXANDER OVECHKIN."
@JohnWaltonPxP's call of 895 is a beauty.
#Gr8ness
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Not only is Alex Ovechkin 8 goals away from passing Wayne Gretzky, he’s also top-3 all-time in the NHL in hits.
An absolute FORCE to be reckoned with 💣 (h/t @heatdaddy69420)
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You actually can. That's why we have three branches of government.
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Referring to disabled people who aren't in employment as 'wasted potential' is deeply ableist, dehumanising, and eugenicist, actually.
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Habitat for Humanity is now on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.
So it begins. newrepublic.com/post/192660/…
