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Jeff Swanson

@ThatDoorman

Political Operations; has wrestled a bear & an alligator (not at the same time). I'm your huckleberry. || Views = my own, & RTs ≠ endorsements. #ALLCAPS

 DC by way of Boston
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Joined November 2013
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@NHL7 Apr 2025
The Great 8. #Gr8ness
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Just having the time of his life
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Front Office Sports
@FOS6 Apr 2025
Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin have been broadcasting together for nearly 30 years. The duo has called Alex Ovechkin’s entire career since he entered the league in 2005. They were in the booth for Ovi’s first goal—and his record-breaking 895th goal.
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The chasing days are DONE! Wishes do come true, #ALLCAPS fans — @JoeBpXp & @Laughlin18 call @ovi8's 895th goal. #Gr8Chase by @Venture_Global | @Capitals
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@BR_OpenIce6 Apr 2025
What an embrace between Alex Ovechkin and Ilya Sorokin. Forever linked 😅 teapawt.net/BR_OpenIce/status/1908…
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"THERE IS A NEW GOAL-SCORING CHAMPION AND HIS NAME IS ALEXANDER OVECHKIN." @JohnWaltonPxP's call of 895 is a beauty. #Gr8ness
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Play has resumed and we are happy to report O is back on the ice
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@NHL6 Apr 2025
Long-time @Capitals announcer Joe Beninati called Alex Ovechkin's first NHL goal. All these years later, he called Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal. 🫡 Iconic. #Gr8ness
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@BR_OpenIce6 Apr 2025
Ovi just loves the diving celly... what can I say 🐐
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Tom Wilson has been finding the net too 🔥
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B/R Open Ice
@BR_OpenIce16 Mar 2025
Not only is Alex Ovechkin 8 goals away from passing Wayne Gretzky, he’s also top-3 all-time in the NHL in hits. An absolute FORCE to be reckoned with 💣 (h/t @heatdaddy69420)
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You actually can. That's why we have three branches of government.
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@Acyn14 Mar 2025
When asked if the Administration will comply with court orders on fired federal workers, WH Press Secretary Leavitt says the orders are unconstitutional: You cannot have a low level district court judge filing an injunction to usurp the executive authority of the President…
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Referring to disabled people who aren't in employment as 'wasted potential' is deeply ableist, dehumanising, and eugenicist, actually.
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✨J G ✨@DarAlderson12 Mar 2025
Habitat for Humanity is now on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.
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@TimHannan12 Mar 2025
So it begins. newrepublic.com/post/192660/…
Trump’s FBI Moves to Criminally Charge Major Climate Groups

Trump’s FBI Moves to Criminally Charge Major Climate Groups

The Trump administration is targeting climate organizations that received a Biden-era grant.

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explore.org@exploreorg13 Mar 2025
Join us in saying CONGRATS to Barb the peregrine falcon. She's laid her first egg on our Chesapeake Conservancy nest cam in Maryland.
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We've seen some incredibly dumb people associated with the nutcase Trump - but this one's a doozy.
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@acnewsitics13 Mar 2025
The same people banning books and drag shows to ‘protect kids’ are the ones hurting them. Every. Single. Time.
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Trump: Tariff is the most beautiful word there is. Tariffs are brilliant, necessary, good. Also Trump: tariffs are outrageous and “nasty” when other countries use them — in response to our tariffs.
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@HeyRatty
@HeyRatty13 Mar 2025
Okay, dorks nytimes.com/2025/03/12/well/…
Don’t Underestimate the Risks of Benzodiazepines (Published 2025)

Don’t Underestimate the Risks of Benzodiazepines (Published 2025)

Prescription drugs like lorazepam — used to treat anxiety, panic attacks and sleep disorders — play a role in popular TV shows like “The White Lotus” and “The Pitt.”

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