Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact) header
Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact) profile picture

Chris | he/they

Joined September 2025
Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)Photo by Citizen Cold (@ThatsAFlashFact)
Without mentioning the fact that Tom King was CIA and an architect of the Iraq War, without mentioning that he mischaracterizes pretty much any character he's handed, without mentioning his skin deep treatment of mental health, I just don't think he's a very good writer.
1
2
9
767
Citizen Cold retweeted
"fucking camper" isnt a legitimate complaint in actual warfare.
Hamas literally fights like rats LOL
124
1,396
13
49,249
902,454
42 pending submissions on LOCG (soon to be more) I am God’s greatest archivist
10
I’ve seen mixed opinions about doing a Mister Miracle mask in live action given the lips situation he has going on with it but honestly I think it would be pretty cool if they just styled it like a luchador
1
12
Im not Mexican but I’ve seen enough art and culture from them to know that a Mexican inspired alternate take of the Fourth World would be pretty fucking sick
6
Citizen Cold retweeted
The term "lumpenbourgeois" was originally coined to describe the South American bourgeoise. Unlike most local bourgeoise classes, South America's lumpenbourgeoise has no national consciousness, and sees their own states as inauthentic communities which can be sold w/o remorse.
Excellent primer on the historical rise of "Imperial Miami"
39
614
35
4,037
58,235
89
7,708
286
42,814
513,037
- Lula foi reeleito e a minha empresa fechou - po mano que houve? - tava emitindo nota fria, soneguei imposto e tinha trabalho escravo
47
11,674
85
96,726
491,060
Citizen Cold retweeted
The evangelicals want to be Catholic soooooo bad
bro come the fuck on now
8
744
16
16,415
161,910
"My style is white people" might be top 5 funniest things ever said I'm crying bro
30
1,897
8
34,230
224,494
Citizen Cold retweeted
Americans are immune to propoganda, they just on average think 21% of Americans are trans and 27% are Muslim for no real reason
I never want to hear about how Americans are propagandized again. We learn about the founding fathers' slaves in middle school, meanwhile grown ass adults in China think Mao was under democratic constraints somehow.
242
2,094
135
33,343
791,002
Citizen Cold retweeted
The West considered Bin Laden a "hero" fighting the Soviets (he was doing it for his own cause), and when he fought the US (for the same cause) he became a "terrorist" to them! Their standard for right and wrong depends on their own interests. This is how corrupt empires operate
Mao Zedong is a hero to Chinese people around the world. Why are Westerners so hellbent on hating him on our behalf? Typical white saviour mentality.
28
563
16
3,377
38,421
Citizen Cold retweeted
This is the nonsense I gotta deal with in Miami, Cubans are so skullfuckingly stupid thats its truly a miracle we ever made it onto dry land
13
633
7
7,203
132,910
Citizen Cold retweeted
Les americains quand un pays en difficulté commence enfin à se developper
après les japonais et les argentins… les états uniens c’est bientôt votre tour
610
8,113
441
87,595
1,703,185
Citizen Cold retweeted
“You know what I’d really like?” “Tell me.” “A Batman comic.” “We can do a Batman comic.” “A real Batman comic, no big event villain, no fighting his sidekicks.” “I’ll make you a very traditional Batman comic. Crime-fighting adventures, cool villains, saving the day.”
66
1,269
24
17,330
181,393
Citizen Cold retweeted
Wally having brainworms is a true Midwestern Conservative ™️ moment
8
40
4
418
8,488
Citizen Cold retweeted
Maybe we just dont want diamonds mined by slaves dickhead
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
53
5,050
22
85,633
569,434
‘Black culture has a transphobia problem’ yeah so does every culture on planet earth. It came free with ur international transphobia dipshit
15
378
13
4,926
25,482
high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
204
6,901
313
183,806
2,941,425