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Back-to-back MLQ East Division Champion | Miss 2021 Benepe Cup Runner-Up | She/her | Follow E Berg https://teapawt.net/t.co/zzWQ9FE1vJ…

Joined September 2018
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I can’t believe I didn’t do this yet.
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NEW: Utah voters in 2018 approved a measure to set up independent redistricting commission—only to see the GOP legislature gut that reform, & then aggressively gerrymander Utah. State supreme court just issued a landmark decision: you can't just do that. boltsmag.org/utah-supreme-co…
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The number of dudes who have opinions on the W and cant even name all the teams in the league is astounding. I know it's hard bro you can just shut up it'll help me a lot
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Hi #WNBATwitter, I created another guide to help you and your pals pick which WNBA team to support this year: no stats, just vibes. As the title suggests, it is incomplete & biased. (Thread, obvi)
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Another Caitlin Clark game, another record for most watched women's college basketball game ever, per @ESPN. The star power is REAL 👏
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As the season begins, we would like to dedicate this time to remember one of the greats who left this region @ted_wardio
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Starting at midnight EST for 24 hours, DON’T CROSS OUR CLICK-IT LINE, that means no clicks, likes, reshares on: GQ ❌ Vanity Fair ❌ Bon Appétit ❌ Architectural Digest ❌ Vogue ❌ Allure ❌ Glamour ❌ Epicurious ❌ Self ❌ Condé Nast Traveler ❌ Them ❌ Teen Vogue ❌
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Welcoming NWSL preseason
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happy birthday derry girls! this scene changed every girl’s life teapawt.net/scgd2203/status/174304…
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Inflation has hit the McCallisters
Sprit Airlines sends unaccompanied minor on wrong flight trib.al/WfAjSJS
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In January I was diagnosed with a weird form of lacrimal cancer & while the US healthcare system being bad isn’t exactly a revelation, I want to give a glimpse at how that system actually functions from a patient & policy standpoint, along with legislative origins & options
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You guys Gotham was literally last place in the league last year 🦇 I love sports sm we are BLESSED #NWSLChampionship
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Still waiting for @GordonRamsay to meet me on the pitch 😤
Nobody said realizing the American Dream was easy. 🥵 Get your first look at the new season of #HellsKitchen premiering September 28 on @FOXTV!
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Official Announcement. August 25th,2023.
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.@MLQRiff eeks out a win over Detroit in game 1 at #NorthDivisionChampionship.
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Future historians will look at this sport and say we were all ~best friends~
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Listen all the sportsmanship jokes are funny but I just stopped to think about how not even 24 hours after a crushing loss where she didn’t see the field until penalties, Kristie Mewis was 8 hours away to see her girlfriend play in the same tournament she was just eliminated from
Sam Kerr and Kristie Mewis after Australia's Round of 16 win ❤️💛
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Me every practice and tournament, trying to convince my captain to let me off the beater line
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Replying to @fuckyouiquit
The current head of the union is Fran Drescher. The last time both actors and writers went on strike, the head of the union was Ronald Reagan. If history repeats itself, we will soon have President Fran Drescher.
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