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The Equelizers

@TheEquelizers

Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They're wrong. Releases every Monday!

 Chicago, IL
Joined January 2018
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equelizers.podbean.com/e/mag… We end up being not the hero Las Vegas, NV wants but the hero Las Vegas, NV deserves this week as we go on a field trip to conjure up the sequel to Magic Camp (2020) starring Adam DeVine...or is it Adam Levine? No way to know for sure.
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Happy anniversary, you crazy kids!
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Happy wedding day to Clone Romy White and Flag Day Bear! We're all rooting for you!
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The Mall is open.
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@PopCrave3 Oct 2023
The McRib returns to McDonald’s this November. Select locations only.
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Who is a non-Marvel character that you know is worthy of lifting Thor’s hammer?
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Happy wedding day to Clone Romy White and Flag Day Bear! We're all rooting for you!
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The Mall is Open
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@McDonalds24 Oct 2022
the mcrib is coming back 10.31 but this is its farewell tour
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It's the end of the world as we we know it as The Equelizers welcome back The Evengers and The Evengers face off against their most cunning foe yet. Canada! tinyurl.com/37ym2umy
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Special thanks to @JacksonEflin and @KJNealWriter for knocking another one out of the park!
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Carlos@CarlosCrits23 Jul 2022
After the D&D movie comes out, a lot of people are going to ask you how to play Dungeons and Dragons, so it’s your job to run a game EXACTLY like the movie and tell them everyone just loves this one story.
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CW Death, Grief, Loss This week's cocktail is one-part X-treme T-shirt, two parts shellfish allergy, with a twist of lemon tart love. Drink up and get charmed as we return to everyone's "favorite" neighborhood to fall in love again in Notting Hill! equelizers.podbean.com/e/not…
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CW: Death, Grief We're technically whimsical as we crack the codes and escape...grief? This week has it all: Madison blames Inception, Moon Logic, and Mrs Baloney's... well you'll hear it. equelizers.podbean.com/e/mr-…
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The Equelizers take to that most wretched hive of villainy: New York with The Shadow Beyond! This week has it all: Tim Curry's Jimmy Buffett, more "Inverted" games, and Madison forgets what medium our show is! equelizers.podbean.com/e/the…
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CW: Sex, porn, drugs, suicide. Cue the cocaine fields and robot lube because the Equelizers go post-apocalyptic this week in a sequel to Boogie Nights (1997). We are sorry in advance for the Diggler. equelizers.podbean.com/e/boo…
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Move over Carbon, there's a new element on the table and it's Death! This week the Quibi Curse comes for Mike! equelizers.podbean.com/e/the…
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Barbie is dead and there is only one detective to find out what really happened to the Robert's family during their summer vacay. Dolphin magic may be powerful, but not as powerful as...THE TRUTH. equelizers.podbean.com/e/bar…
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OKAY, LIL’ONIONS, THIS WEEK WE BREAK DOWN ONE OF OUR FAVES!!! To round out March’s theme of Knights and Kings, please join us as we cover Randall Wallace’s 1998 adaptation of one of Alexandre Dumas’s famous tale, The Man in the Iron Mask. Listen now!!!👇👇👇
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The Equelizers are up the river without a paddle this week as they have Nero idea what they're getting themselves into with Riverworld 2: God Dam It! This week has it all: The Riverworld Diet, An old bit rears it's head, and The River Christ is born! equelizers.podbean.com/e/riv…
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Get your ancient symbols in a line and step with us through the gate to the warptacular sequel to Stargate (1994). As requested by @MrsCarterOfMars in last week's episode, the Equelizers wade deep and go to the mall for this sequel this week! equelizers.podbean.com/e/sta…
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So here's the thing. In my house? The Equelizers are joined by special guest @MrsCarterOfMars to steal back Artemis Fowl! This week has it all: METAPHORS and one of us is an Opal Koboi apologist! You'll have to listen to find out who! equelizers.podbean.com/e/art…
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