@TheFalseNineTX

Purveyors of interesting nonsense. RTs are not support. DM for inquiries or to pitch story ideas. Texia est viridis!

 Austin, TX
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Joined October 2021
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Noted right midfielder Myrto Uzuni
Major League Soccer
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The best of the best from Matchday 32! ✨ Team of the Matchday pres. by Audi.
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To be fair no one should consume chili with cinnamon in it
Mollusk
@Escargot4UOct 25
Replying to @VivekGRamaswamy @JusticeDHawkins @ODonnellforOhio
80% chance he didn’t take one bite of that food.
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christie kanani@ckananiOct 25
Replying to @TheFalseNineTX
they had some of the worst misses I’ve ever seen. Posa couldve made them
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Forrest@SilverbladeXOct 25
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I’m glad because I doubt Austin would have won this game.
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Austin FC comes from behind and beats SKC 2-1 thanks to an Uzuni brace. What did you like? What didn’t you like?
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NEVER A DOUBT!! Uzuni!!
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How. Does. A. Professional. Miss. That. #sportingkc
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Tonight we will see how good or bad Austin FC actually is: Sadly, the chickens see a 1-0 loss
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Block unserious people.
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Don McAlpine@GivemethetaOct 23
Replying to @TheFalseNineTX
When artificial intelligence becomes actual stupidity.
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What if Davy Arnaud is using AI and it’s what keeps playing wingbacks on the wrong side
Danny Davis@_dannydavisOct 23
Read more: statesman.com/business/techn…
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Austin FC II
@AustinFCIIOct 22
The best kind of team meeting!
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Austin FC II
@AustinFCIIOct 19
SEMIFINAL BOUND!
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So a t-shirt that said this as a slogan would be allowed at an @AustinFC match?
Matthew McConaughey
@McConaugheyOct 18
Independent counts.
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Siri, show me a video with perfect comedic timing.
EuroFoot
@eurofootcomOct 18
🚨🇪🇸 A game in the 4th division of Spanish football between Peña Deportiva and UCAM Murcia CF was suspended due to heavy rain. The pitch was flooded. ☔️❌
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WAATV Media
@WeAreAustinTVOct 18
Austin FC defender Jon Gallagher on the ongoing Q2 Stadium fan boycott. This is the 2nd match where La Murga, Los Verdes, and Austin Anthem the 3 biggest Austin FC SG’s do not show up to chant and push the team on. VIA: @laparce512 | @AustinFC_PR #austinfc #verde | WAATV
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sharps e/ecc@sharpieblamerOct 18
Replying to @TheFalseNineTX
Yep. The kids were running it tonight. I thought it was funny the AV team kept trying to get chants going through the screens (very unsuccessfully) Liked: we didn’t loose 0-2.
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Off by a goal as Austin FC lose to the Vancouver Whitecaps 2-1 What did you like? What didn’t you like?
The False Nine@TheFalseNineTXOct 17
It’s a weird evening here in Austin when 103 isn’t blocked off for @LaMurgaATX. Despite the cool weather Austin is only good in Cascadia this season. Vancouver Whitecaps 2 AustinFC 0
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Admin contribution. The very loud “p chant” from 103 where the band usually is shows what the culture could quickly turn into
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JC@MisterJCTXOct 18
Replying to @TheFalseNineTX
Liked: Glad I watched from home Disliked: How much I liked Diaby's goal
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