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sharps e/ecc

@sharpieblamer

You can find me smoking a cigarette outside major building near you.

 Bruxelles
Joined October 2008
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Replying to @textfiles
@textfiles so there is this computer shop in my hometown, it’s been there since I was a kid, this has been their window display for so many years- anyway.. the inside is full of product from the 80/90’s but it’s never open. I’ll have to take some more photos through the window.
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G@jacknasteeOct 26
accidentally stepped on a man’s foot at the gym and he then apologized to me
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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Tim Miller
@TimodcOct 26
ICE is calling 60 minutes fake and gay.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovOct 26
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
Today is El Clásico.
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Steve Jobs would have taken a bullwhip to the engineering team for this.
Sam Kohl (@samkohl) profile pictureSam Kohl
@samkohlOct 25
How is the literal Apple Store app not optimized for iPhone Duo?
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Big game today! El Classico!!! Let’s go Barça!
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Phil Clifton@philcliftonOct 21
i’m never deleting this app
Hoodville (@Hoodville_) profile pictureHoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 20
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Nick Rempel
@nbrempelOct 21
Not being responsible for any PHP software
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float
@notesbyfloatOct 21
these php vulnerabilities dating back years got me thinking how no matter how many new versions of myself i release, i still have the same vulnerability when it comes to you. anyways, glad they're landing emergency patches. wish i could say the same about us.
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Dr. Bооb@freezingfleshOct 21
sorry palestine I need this mcdouble
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frye
@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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Max Harley
@0xdab0Oct 21
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Lazy IT Guy
@lazy_IT_guyOct 21
Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.
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Lux
@thisisluxOct 21
when the toy runs out of charge right before you finish
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 21
Job interviews be like, "What can you do?" Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.
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@the_P_GodOct 21
Got beers with my absolute boys. We talked about the same nonsense we always talk about for 6 hours. It was the greatest time ever.
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Stand McStand@Neil_McNeilOct 20
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angel (@cupidsito) profile pictureangel@cupidsitoOct 19
these faggots get on my nerve FOR REAL Feeling: homophobic 👨‍❤️‍👨 🚫
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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerrittOct 21
Tesla has just released a new video compilation of its fully autonomous/unsupervised Robotaxis (including Cybercabs and Model Ys) avoiding collisions and pedestrians, driving in heavy rain, stopping for emergency vehicles and animals, navigating tricky scenarios, and more.
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Ok this was pretty good. Spooky car wash!!!
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