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Heather Thomson

@TheHeatherThom

Stand Up Comic, Creative Type

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2011
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Nothing makes me sadder than meeting the girlfriend of an unfunny comic.
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Bruce Daniels@brucedaniels13 Jun 2023
This is happening tonight. @AkbarLosAngeles 8pm FREE #DRUNKONSTAGE #freecomedy
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We all deserve this!!
Tom Smyth (@Tom_Smyth_) profile pictureTom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_30 Nov 2022
I feel like it’s not too much to ask for Miss Piggy to do a full season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and just have everybody go along with it the whole time
Come out tonight and see these great comics and say Happy Birthday!
vance sanders (@vancesanders) profile picturevance sanders@vancesanders28 Sep 2022
My lack of self awareness to the annoyance level of my constant attention grabbing leads me to say TODAY! BARK! 8pm The Barkley SoPas ⁦@LauraHugg⁩ ⁦@wendyloveschewy⁩ ⁦@teamyasumura⁩ ⁦@TheHeatherThom⁩ ⁦@BrendaPontiff⁩ ⁦⁩ ⁦@ComicJimBruce⁩
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And it’s my Birthday!!
vance sanders (@vancesanders) profile picturevance sanders@vancesanders27 Sep 2022
An embarrassing amount of self promotion leads me to say TOMORROW @LauraHugg @teamyasumura @ComicJimBruce @TheHeatherThom @wendyloveschewy @mrjimcoughlin @JenniferVally @mmalizaki @BrendaPontiff @solange_here The Barkley SoPas 8pm
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Me! Doing comedy!
vance sanders (@vancesanders) profile picturevance sanders@vancesanders18 Sep 2022
BARK WED SEPT 28 8pm @LauraHugg @teamyasumura @wendyloveschewy @ComicJimBruce @TheHeatherThom @solange_here @mrjimcoughlin @JenniferVally @mmalizaki @BrendaPontiff The Barkley SoPas LAUGHS ON TAP!
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So is Charles in Charge now? #QueenElizabeth
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Bout to find out if I’m hot or not
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Why is the @SenateGOP blocking passage of the PACT Act which can help veterans and their families? #PassThePACTAct @LeaderMcConnell @SenToomey actionnetwork.org/petitions/…
Brittney Griner has been illegally detained in Russia since February 17th, 2022. I’m urging the @WhiteHouse to prioritize Brittney’s safe return home immediately! #WeAreBG Change.org/WeAreBG
I’m at a point where one of the few things I find comforting is Pledge commercials for Coastal Grandma style
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Brittney Griner has been illegally detained in Russia since February 17th, 2022. I’m urging the @WhiteHouse to prioritize Brittney’s safe return home immediately! #WeAreBG Change.org/WeAreBG
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Can we get Democrats an assertiveness training handbook or something?
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Was wondering if the self help book I was reading was outdated and then they mentioned a water bed and I thought, Yup!
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Ken Olin@kenolin125 Jun 2022
Please retweet if, like me, you would like the Presidents of SAG/AFTRA, the DGA, and the WGA - all women - to encourage membership to boycott film and television production in States that outlaw abortion.
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Tonight! Come Bark with us!
vance sanders (@vancesanders) profile picturevance sanders@vancesanders6 Jun 2022
THIS WEDNESDAY VIBES. Comedy Icons & Free Fun. HELLS YEAH! @CathyLadman @jackiekashian @mkpaulsen @TheHeatherThom @Vincentcaldera @tomclarkcomedy The Barkley SoPas 8pm
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vance sanders@vancesanders1 Jun 2022
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY! ALL CAPS ENERGY! BARK SoPas June 8. @jackiekashian @CathyLadman @tomclarkcomedy @Vincentcaldera @mkpaulsen @TheHeatherThom
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This is going to be so much fun!
vance sanders (@vancesanders) profile picturevance sanders@vancesanders27 May 2022
BARK JUNE 8-8pm @CathyLadman @jackiekashian @tomclarkcomedy @mkpaulsen @Vincentcaldera @TheHeatherThom Barkley SoPas.
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Paul Danke@pauldanke24 May 2022
Fun as hell show tonight in Chinatown w/ a flight of funny fckers @TotallyAllen @Randazzoj @TesstifyBarker @hypeman @katyeary @TheHeatherThom @TheColbyD ++ Show is at 8:30. Don’t play. Come laugh.
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This week feels like the opposite of ladies night.
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Has anyone seen the movie Paddleton? I’m wrecked.
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