My brain's like the game "Candy Land," mixed with the works of H.P. Lovecraft, put in a snow globe, and shaken in a paint mixer. Buy my books.
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My 19-year-old stepped into my home office a moment ago.
Her: “I have a friend coming over.”
Me: “OK. Cool. Why are you telling me?”
Her: “I wanted to make sure you were wearing pants.”
That’s a solid reason.
The muses that help with my writing. Cornelius, Evel Knievel, Rick Sanchez, and Rowdy Roddy Piper who is all out of bubblegum. I need to list these boys in my next book dedication.
One of my all-time favorite AC/DC tunes that never gets any love. Enjoy. youtube.com/watch?v=YDY6fzBv…
When it comes down to it, we're all just big dumb animals. washingtonpost.com/health/20…
Okay, so how does this work? The Pope, God's right-hand man on Earth, has cancer. Wouldn't you think, if God's real, Leo would have a hall pass for that? nytimes.com/2026/10/13/world…
Need more monsters in your life? Check me out on Jim Harold's Paranormal Podcast discussing my latest book, "Chasing the World's Monsters." jimharold.com/chasing-the-wo…
Week Four is in the books for the AFC North, and the Browns are tied for first with the Ravens. If any division in the NFL wants to purchase my services as a good luck charm for a year, I'm ready to hear your offers.
Wait, wait, wait. Sammy Davis Jr. was a member of the Church of Satan? Are you messing with me? Is that how he could take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, then cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two? Candy Man, say it ain’t so. kait8.com/story/8411049/the-…
New book, new interview. Check it out.
Darkness Radio Presents: Chasing The World’s Monsters: Creatures and Cryptids From All Seven Continents w/Jason Offutt!
LISTEN/WATCH HERE —>darknessradioshow.com
#paranormal #supernatural #paranormalpodcasts #darknessradio #timdennis #jasonoffutt #chasingtheworldsmonsters
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
Darkness Radio Presents: Chasing The World’s Monsters: Creatures and Cryptids From All Seven Continents w/Jason Offutt!
LISTEN/WATCH HERE —>darknessradioshow.com
#paranormal #supernatural #paranormalpodcasts #darknessradio #timdennis #jasonoffutt #chasingtheworldsmonsters
AC/DC fans, if you listen to around 6:30-7 minutes in (if you're a fan, you're going to listen to the entire thing) Bon Scott sings about gonorrhea right before "The Jack." Classic Bon.
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The mashed potatoes I made tonight were great; my mom would have loved them. If she had eaten them, and she weren't dead. ... You know, maybe I should have just said the potatoes were really good.
I'm 479 words away from 50,000 on my non-fiction manuscript. I'd like to thank the late musical genius Warren Zevon for accompanying me on this journey.
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Second hour of my appearance on Coast to Coast AM. Tune in! Call in! Or not. I'm not your mom. coasttocoastam.com/
