My brain's like the game "Candy Land," mixed with the works of H.P. Lovecraft, put in a snow globe, and shaken in a paint mixer. Buy my books.
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Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
Darkness Radio Presents: Chasing The World’s Monsters: Creatures and Cryptids From All Seven Continents w/Jason Offutt!
LISTEN/WATCH HERE —>darknessradioshow.com
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A short story:
If you believe, for any reason, that it is okay to pirate books. You are a twat.
The end.
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
Darkness Radio Presents:Chasing North American Monsters w/Jason Offutt
LISTEN/WATCH HERE —> darknessradioshow.com
#paranormal #supernatural #paranormalpodcasts #darknessradio #timdennis #jasonoffutt #chasingnorthamericanmonsters #llewellynbooks
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
🗓️ Friday, September 12th...
Jason Offutt – Monsters & Cryptids
📻 Listen LIVE! at 7pm PT / 10pm ET on radio stations across America, streaming at parabnormalradio.com or immediately after for podcast members.
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Coming September 8, 2025, a new Foreword by Loren Coleman (@CryptoLoren) in Jason Offutt’s new book Chasing North American Monsters. The foreword addresses 2025’s latest on the etymology of the term “cryptozoology.”
@TheJasonOffutt @LlewellynBooks
@CryptozooMuseum
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
Coming in September 2025, Jason Offutt’s Chasing North American Monsters: A Guide to Over 250 Creatures from Greenland to Guatemala, with a Foreword by Loren Coleman [@CryptoLoren]
(Llewellyn Publications, 2024, 288 pages).
@TheJasonOffutt
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BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum
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No hyphen is needed with grade or grader in most cases: a fourth grade student, first grader, she is in the fifth grade.
Do hyphenate if needed to avoid confusion, such as when combined with another ordinal number: He was the sixth fourth-grade student to win the prize.
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
On the one hand, I am enjoying watching Donald Trump self-destruct. On the other hand, I am really fucking enjoying it. #TrumpMeltdown
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
"Thank you so much, @_CarolaSchmidt, for your review of The Boy From Two Worlds by @TheJasonOffutt and @CamCatBook
🖤💀🖤💀🖤💀 Full review: goodreads.com/review/show/65…
🖤💀🖤💀🖤💀 #Dark #Horror #Paranormal #Fantasy #BookReview #Books #BookTour #BlackTideBookTours"
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Kirk: What do you mean they've taken Spock's brain, Bones?!
McCoy: Dammit, Jim, he's completely brainless! He's a Republican now! There's nothing I can do!
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
Fingers Too Greasy From Salami To Open Pepperoni bit.ly/4bfIzE6
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
Patrick Mahomes: We just won back to back Super Bowls and we’ll have an elite WR core next season
*Rashee Rice commits multiple felonies by racing on the Highway and then fleeing from the scene*
Patrick Mahomes: – at Dallas, TX
