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Lifelong learner. Government Hack. Nobody here can dance like me.

Boston, MA
Joined April 2025
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i suck at sexting cause i’ll be like “ditto”
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From now on, I’m signing all correspondence with “See you in hell.”
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bodied on my own song lol smh
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Tired of seeing Kalshi/Polymarket ads everywhere Join the movement and follow this account
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Them: Don't make it weird. Me: But that's my specialty
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I'm full of whimsy, but I'm also full of get the fuck out my face.
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a veep AND the west wing enjoyer can exist. it's me. i love them both equally for different reasons.
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Van has a message for MAGA
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These “FYI” and “PSA” tweets are so junior high school. What’s next? “Guess what? Chicken butt!”
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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My DMs are open but only for your favorite Thanksgiving recipe
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Anxiety is cool cause it lets you experience seventeen heartbeats at once.
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it’s always the ones u most suspect
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I’m a bit dissapointed in the lack of Saran Wrap advancements.
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Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault. (Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
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First date idea: i hold a hand-fashioned shiv to my jugular and say "ill do it, dont think i wont!" until you agree to scratch my back for 45 uninterrupted minutes.
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Me rolling into your DMs
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poisoning my mind and i'm letting you
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Fine, perceive me.
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First Date Idea: We listen to my 70's soft rock playlist in the dark
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can finally live out my dream of playing high school girls basketball
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