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Tired of seeing Kalshi/Polymarket ads everywhere
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Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
a veep AND the west wing enjoyer can exist. it's me. i love them both equally for different reasons.
Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
These “FYI” and “PSA” tweets are so junior high school. What’s next? “Guess what? Chicken butt!”
Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
Anxiety is cool cause it lets you experience seventeen heartbeats at once.
Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault.
(Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
First date idea: i hold a hand-fashioned shiv to my jugular and say "ill do it, dont think i wont!" until you agree to scratch my back for 45 uninterrupted minutes.






















