@TheNeedling

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TheNeedling.com
Joined July 2017
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 23
“I can hardly bear to break the news to my Aston Martin that I won’t have enough money for it to snowbird at a car condo in Florida because some selfish children want to go to good public schools."
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 23
Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: tinyurl.com/54xb6te
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“I can hardly bear to break the news to my Aston Martin that I won’t have enough money for it to snowbird at a car condo in Florida because some selfish children want to go to good public schools."
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 23
Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: tinyurl.com/54xb6te
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 23
Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: tinyurl.com/54xb6te
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Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: tinyurl.com/54xb6te
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 21
“With the Trump administration’s expected tampering in mid-term elections nationwide, it’s more important than ever to vote as early as you can, then immediately hide in the corny labyrinthine bowels of your closest rural farm until it’s all over."
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 21
Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc
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The Needling retweeted
KB4Jill&Butch2024@KB4JB2024Oct 21
That's not a bad idea! 😅🤣
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 21
Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc
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“With the Trump administration’s expected tampering in mid-term elections nationwide, it’s more important than ever to vote as early as you can, then immediately hide in the corny labyrinthine bowels of your closest rural farm until it’s all over."
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 21
Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 21
Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc
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Better safe than sorry
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 21
Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc
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Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 20
“I was prepared to see all kinds of horrible voter suppression tactics happen in other parts of the country, but I never thought that our own King County Elections would stoop so low as to deprive our local electorate of stickers.”
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 20
King County Elections Accused of Voter Suppression After Not Mailing Ballots with ‘I Voted’ Stickers: tinyurl.com/4je86443
Circle sticker that says "I VOTED" across center with red, white and blue graphic on top of Seattle skyline and graphic on bottom of a King County forest, farms and river

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“I was prepared to see all kinds of horrible voter suppression tactics happen in other parts of the country, but I never thought that our own King County Elections would stoop so low as to deprive our local electorate of stickers.”
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 20
King County Elections Accused of Voter Suppression After Not Mailing Ballots with ‘I Voted’ Stickers: tinyurl.com/4je86443
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 20
King County Elections Accused of Voter Suppression After Not Mailing Ballots with ‘I Voted’ Stickers: tinyurl.com/4je86443
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King County Elections Accused of Voter Suppression After Not Mailing Ballots with ‘I Voted’ Stickers: tinyurl.com/4je86443
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The Needling retweeted
byron@bikehugger@bikehuggerOct 20
I plan to retweet this twice because it is so amusing. The point is that spiders spin their webs at mouth level—not an average of where mouths sit, but your mouth. The spiders observe you before they begin.
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 17
Blood-soaked Mansion with Loose Murderer Inside Still Going for $900k on Zillow: tinyurl.com/bdr88k5w
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Blood-soaked Mansion with Loose Murderer Inside Still Going for $900k on Zillow: tinyurl.com/bdr88k5w
Dark, dilapidated two-story home at night with silhouettes of a man being chased and bloody hands dragging down a window listed on Zillow at 123 Maple Street in Seattle for $900,000

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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
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‘I’m caught in the spider webs, so leave a message and I’ll call you back’
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
“Every time I ask Mayor Wilson what she’s going to do about spider season, she’s all ‘I’m caught in the spider webs, so leave a message and I’ll call you back’—but I say we need answers and a plan now!”
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
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