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Pursuing coexistence through learning two emotions unfamiliar with me: guilt and malice.

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Joined June 2016
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Don’t bother checking up on me. I’m still funny and my ass is still fat.
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Russell Brand turned to god, and god decided Russell should find out what unconsensual anal sex feels like for himself. His ways aren't always mysterious.
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Since so many people are playing Ocarina of Time for the first time, I'd like to bring back this little nugget of info. Zelda says everything that happened was her fault. She let Ganondorf into the Sacred Realm by having Link open the Door of Time, which ultimately lead to the terrible future. She believes she robbed Link of his childhood as well, so her final Act in the Adult Timeline is to send Link back in time. Yet this act is probably her most selfish one. She doesn't ask Link. She doesn't make sure it's what he wants. She decides for him, takes the Ocarina and sends him back to before they first met. The moment Link leaves that room, the Door of Time will close and since the Ocarina of Time itself is now in the Future, he has no way to reopen it. His pathway to the Future is forever locked. Without his consent, she sent Link back to a timeline he never saved. All his turmoil, all his hardship, everything he struggled and fought for? That exists in the Adult Timeline. The Timeline he's ended up in? The only canon event to take place in the Child timeline is the death of the Great Deku Tree. Link never beat King Dodongo or saved Ruto in the Child timeline. He has basically been sent to a time where he is just a homeless boy from the forest. No fame, no recognition, nothing. And as we see in Twilight Princess, he never even got to pass down the skills he learned during his life to the next generation. He died in battle. A nameless, faceless knight. He wasn't even recognized for uncovering Ganondorf's plot to betray Hyrule. But worse than that, Zelda split the timeline. Her actions here are what split the timeline into the Adult and Child timelines. The Child timeline sees Link die a nameless warrior with lingering regrets in a world that saw him as nothing more than another expendable. Oh, and Ganondorf? Survived his execution and goes on to torment and control an entirely separate species in another realm. Well Done, Zelda. In trying to undo your fuck up, you fucked up even worse! BUT IT GETS EVEN WORSE! In the Adult timeline, the Sage's power wanes and Ganondorf is able to break free anyway. Except, because Link was sent to another timeline, the Spirit of the Hero doesn't exist in the Adult Timeline. So when Ganondorf DOES break free, THERE IS NO REINCARNATION OF THE HERO! So Ganondorf just goes to town with no one to stop him until the Hylian people pray hard enough so the Gods flood the world, wiping out most life and leaving the survivors to cling to the mountain tops. Well Done, Zelda! In trying to undo your fuck up, YOU CREATED AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE AND DOOMED BOTH TO AN ERA OF DESTRUCTION AND TURMOIL! If Zelda had just done nothing here then only one single 7 year period would have been tained by Ganondorf. There would be no Child timeline, and the Spirit of the Hero would still exist to reincarnate to oppose Ganondorf when he broke free. But no. She just HAD to be all "Oh I ruined your childhood and took away 7 years of your life. I'll send you back without asking", and basically resulted in most sentient life being wiped out in her own timeline while dooming an entire species to 100 years of torment and abuse in the other timeline. Fantastic. 10/10. No notes. #oot #ootremake
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no condom forever or whatever black panther says
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I’m not afraid to make the first move *blocks you*
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Anime is incredible because a cartoon about a teenage girl playing the violin can leave you more emotionally devastated than a live-action series in which 95% of humanity gets exterminated.
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A Simple Plan is a late ‘90s crime thriller that I try to write about often on Twitter because I think more people my age should see this film. The bottom line is that A Simple Plan is just a damn good story. Set in rural Minnesota, Bill Paxton & Billy Bob Thornton are brothers who are totally in over their heads. The two have unbelievable chemistry together in this film. If you need something to watch over the weekend, I think this is a great option.
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non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:
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“Thank god I live in Texas.”
WTF is wrong with Americans in Democrat states? You are really going to vote for a Muslim? It's your funeral. Thank god I live in Texas.
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葬送のフリーレンをまた1話からみてるけど、何度観ても良いな
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OH MY GOD??? this is lowkesbianly crazy
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If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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BREAKING — We have a SHOCKING result coming in from up North 😳😳😳
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dawg… you know how dogshit of a president you have to be to flip TEXAS and SOUTH CAROLINA blue 😭😭😭😭
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Get ready for Grand Theft Auto VI by pre-loading the game on PS5 beginning November 10. Also be sure to clear 212GB of storage space. Pre-orders available now: play.st/4iDhY93
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MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL
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Waking up on a Saturday morning watching this and then SpiderMan after was goated.
34 years ago today, X-Men: The Animated Series premiered on Fox Kids and immediately became a '90s classic. Still one of the greatest superhero cartoons ever made.
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This year, Halloween fell on the weekend. Me and The Geto Boys out trick-or-treating.
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Yes… That’s how voting works….
Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault
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