Transportation Security Operation Center's Representative at the Department of Homeland Security's National Operations Center, and Homebrewer.

Washington DC.
Joined September 2012
Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill
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Spot on 😂
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When a famous straight white male dies, if your first instinct isn't to get on Twitter to gloat and trash his reputation then you clearly have no idea what it takes to be a progressive and compassionate human being. #LoveWIns
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I think LeVar Burton should host Jeopardy! As Geordi La Forge. And the buzzers should be phasers. And Data should be the judge. And it should be in space. And just be Star Trek.
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The left is losing the middle
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the disturbing lack of time travellers arriving to stop 2020 happening suggests we never actually invent it
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Spielberg has been tapped to direct "Ready Player One" (report) cnet.co/1EV3Vlm
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It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
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#1: When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
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"May you never go to hell, but always be on your way."
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#1: How easily someone is offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are.
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“@Eli_M98: Why can't @rickygervais just be president” 1. No foreigners 2. No Atheists & 3. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house :)
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#1: Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun is over.
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