Borders politician with a secret. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Ashamed to admit which party I'm in. Not shy of insulting my constituents. PARODY
Joined May 2015
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Also noticed that people have said my expenses are much greater than @PaulWheelhouse & others. I say is if you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
I've noticed some Nat supporter trying to shame me on FB. Doesn't he know I AM the @ScotTories party.
Having a good giggle at Naughty @NatalieMcGarry's expense. Remember, it ain't a crime if you don't get caught. So says Erik Everlast. 🤘🏻
This week I'll be having surgeries in Kelso & Jedburgh. Welcome to everyone. Except scruffy oiks. That means almost everyone in Jethart.
FFS @RuthDavidsonMSP ruined my campaign leaflet by mentioning @ScotTories at least 3 times in her message. Fucking big gobbed Soutars
In case you missed it I've got a new campaign leaflet out, completely free of @ScotTories branding to avoid embarrassment....wait! WTF?
Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls of all ages. After a Summer of glad handing & buttering up the plebs I'm back.
John Lamont retweeted
"Shame on the people who have used the pretext of anti-terrorism to perpetrate abhorrent acts like this." facebook.com/david.taurus/po…
Going to persuade Dave to insist on a repeal of hunting laws in Scotland in exchange for more powers. That'll set the fox among the hounds.
Met a bloody malingerer today. On DLA after 36 yrs as an engineer in Hawick factories. #lifestylechoice
@voomonster @LEAHBOSS999 but the UK Supreme Court has the power to strike down any Scots laws. I'm investing in razorwire for the camps. 🇬🇧
@voomonster @DerekHCampbell @LEAHBOSS999 @Bri4nWLawson @GregorSharp pretty good. Once we get rid of your pesky human rights things'll be gr8
If only Labour would accept that they're not socialists anymore then I could represent them and win them this seat.
I'm a really nice guy. Honest. I do lots of photo ops with primary schoolkids & cancer charities & worthwhile stuff. I don't open food banks
John Lamont retweeted
Chuka Umunna " Jim Murphy is doing an excellent job in Scotland ". Let that sink in, then ask again why Labour lost big on Thursday. #Marr