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I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that horse. One of the top eight or so writers at @TheGoodPhight

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Joined January 2018
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It’s amazing how people said the Eagles “wasted” AJ Brown while Justin Jefferson exists
Really feel bad for jettas😮‍💨 was on a historical pace to be be one of the best ever but man the last 2yrs have been a wasted by poor QB play🤦🏽‍♂️
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Feels like if they actually want to win another game, the Eagles line should be: Mailata-Kendall-Lampkin-Steen-Fred Johnson But I understand why it won’t be
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Now that I think about how this week’s press conferences went: Can we rule out the possibility that they never actually told Mannion that they were going with Milton this week?
Joe Milton wasn’t the problem. Given the pass rush pressure, he probably fared better than McKee would have. Nobody is winning behind this offensive line, the way it played today.
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The saddest thing that as bad as the team looked overall is that the return game might have been the worst unit on the team
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I think the worst part of the game is that they had a QB whole has a cannon arm to throw deep and ability to run and they didn’t use either
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In today’s edition of “Smarty talks politics”: It seems that many of you do not like Hakeem Jeffries and do not want him as Speaker of the House. I’d like you to tell me - in your own words! - why you feel this way.
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Joe Milton will probably suck, but at least having a guy who can run around may make the offense slightly less awful to watch
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If Mitch McConnell was still alive, he’d probably be plotting how to kill Clarence Thomas tonight
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My Election Day reminder that most of your political opinions suck, you are almost definitely in a bubble, and you would benefit greatly from taking a civics class or three
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NFL should just fuck with everyone and flex Eagles vs Colts to prime time
The Colts are a joke of an NFL franchise. Theyve been absolute dogshit outside of the Unitas and Peyton eras their whole existence.
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Have the Eagles lost yards on at least one play every series this half?
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That missed field goal should be on the cover of the team video yearbook (If they still made such things)
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Tanner McKee hasn’t been good yet I wouldn’t rank him in the top five of the team’s problems right now
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You’ve got a clearly hobbled Barkley and you choose to run him on a half ending give up play???? I may be going over to the “Fire Sirianni now” side
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Name one time when an Eagles edge rusher beat his guy and got a sack. Feels like they can only get coverage or cleanup sacks
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The defense looks like it can’t decide if it wants to stop the run or the pass and is doing neither
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To be fair to Nick Sirianni, the Commanders might be the one team dumb enough to actually jump offsides there
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Which athlete will forever be remembered for one unforgettable moment?
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It’s really nice knowing that VJ Edgecombe is the Sixers’ fifth best player
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Jalen Brunson: Slips and falls down Refs: That’s okay, lil’ buddy. We got you!
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