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The Wizards begin the season 1-0 with a 128-116 win over the Bucks, led by 34 from Anthony Davis #ForTheDistrict
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Dan Quinn didn't know what down it was..
That's a REAL problem #PMSMNFonESPN2
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Y ya que estamos con los consejos de salud, aquí van otras cosas que todos pueden hacer, empezando hoy, y que no cuestan ni un centavo:
1. Recibir sol, al menos 15 minutos al día.
2. Caminar descalzos unos minutos sobre la grama, tierra o arena (no en la vía pública, jajaja).
3. Dormir.
4. Pasar tiempo con la familia/amigos.
5. Leer un libro (aunque sea unas páginas al día).
6. Detenerse un minuto al día para respirar profundamente.
7. Cerrar los ojos y meditar (pensar) 5 minutos al día.
8. Sonreír (aunque estén solos).
9. Decir gracias, por favor y buenos días.
Háganlo y si no se sienten 10 veces mejor de lo que se sienten ahora, voten por la oposición en las próximas elecciones 😂
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Josh Conerly Jr. did not allow a single pressure against the Seahawks yesterday
After facing the Eagles, Cowboys, and Seahawks defenses, Conerly is tied with Penei Sewell for 13th in pressure rate allowed for ALL (not just right) tackles at 4%
And he's not even close to the final product. Sky-high trajectory
#RaiseHail
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Sonny Styles had himself a day.
2 Forced Fumbles
1 Interception
2 PBU's
5 tackles
QB hit
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The people’s quarterback has arrived!!!! This is awesome!! #RaiseHail 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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The last 4 teams to host the inaugural game at a new NFL stadium - Raiders (2020), Rams (2020), Falcons (2017), Vikings (2016) - won (and covered if you’re into that sorta thing).
Bills looking to make it 5 in a row on TNF
Sports Grumpy retweeted
Melanin generates deuterium-depleted water.
It splits heavy water into electrons and protons, while the extra neutron is used elsewhere.
In a world where artificial light and EMFs compromises melanin function, your deuterium intake is more important than ever.
🤖 Made with AI
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Scottie Scheffler wins the Tour Championship & FedEx Cup Championship
Best golfer on the planet is back to his dominant ways
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The NFL suspended Commanders DE Dorance Armstrong for the first game of the regular season for violating its personal conduct policy.
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From the NFL:
#Titans DB Nazeeh Johnson suspended six games for violating the PED policy.
#Commanders DE Dorance Armstrong suspended one game for violating the personal-conduct policy.
#Bills DT Phidarian Mathis suspended three games for violating the substance-abuse policy.
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It took only 3 innings for everyone at Nationals Park to start thinking Cade Cavalli might throw a no-hitter. He didn’t ultimately do it, but after a brilliant performance against the Cubs, it’s easy to believe this won’t be the last time he has a shot. natsjournal.com/p/cavalli-is…
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Foster Griffin just broke a Nationals record by starting an 8th straight game without giving up more than a run.
Another 7 innings or 1 run ball. Nats have a 4-run lead and barring another bullpen fiasco, they’ll improve to 16-4 when he starts.
He’s fantastic.
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Foster Griffin is headed to the All-Star Game!
mlb.com/nationals/news/foste…
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Scottie Scheffler will miss his first cut since 2022…
The streak ends at 78 consecutive cuts made
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The Astros have walked James Wood three times in four innings tonight. They've walked him 7 times in 13 plate appearances in this series.
They know.