Comedian. Producer. Teen Titans Aficionado. He/him
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Stephen Kelly retweeted
eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake
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Stephen Kelly retweeted
Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”
Some New York City rats on a walking trip in Wales 🗽🗽🗽🐀🐀🐀
‘Giant’ rats spark fears of cliff erosion in Tenby theguardian.com/uk-news/2023…
[From the drafts] an insult I heard on a subway two years ago
“God you're a nerd. All you know is math and Starbucks, so go fuck yourself."
Just learned my dad thinks Waterworld was a good movie. “That was good science fiction!” he says with no irony in sight. Happy for him and happy for those watery boys!
Stephen Kelly retweeted
Taylor Swift? What am I? A gay teenager? I prefer Carly Rae Jepsen because I am a gay ADULT.
Bussi looks and acts like a murderer who beats the murder charge because he charms the jury
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Stephen Kelly retweeted
“I’ve got a beach house in Malibu and I’m probably going to hurt your feelings.” Beach house out now!
carlyraejepsen.lnk.to/beachh…
Very speed racer energy in this race
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