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UTC @chelseafc tweets are satire and gimmicks tried "hey lol" gimmick and.....

Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2024
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They caught this guy 😭😭😭
القىبض على كاميروني في لبنان يقوم بالذهاب كل مرة إلى مسجد في مناطق مختلفة من المدينة وفي كل مرة يقول إنه مسيحي يريد الدخول إلى الإسلام وتقام له حفلة وسط التكبيرات والتهليلات والفرح ويحصل على مساعدات وأموال من اهل الخير و يقوم بنفس الشيء بالكنائس بادعائه أنه مسلم ويريد دخول المسيحية ليقوم الناس بإعطائه الأموال
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being handsome is a curse, if i was some fat black pilled chud i wouldn’t be going through the heartbreak im going through now
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Being an Enzo fan on Chelsea/England twitter
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Won’t speak about players at other clubs but will speak to other clubs when he’s managing a different club🤣
❗️Maresca on Enzo: “He is a player from another club… I don't think it's correct to talk about other players. I'm not going to say anything about players who are not with us” [@FabrizioRomano]
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less than 10k grad jobs available btw
🚨 BREAKING: UCAS says a record 262,820 A level students have been accepted into university or college today - the highest ever recorded
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21 hours. Hang in there Enzo nayshun
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🚨 Just received word that my UK mutuals are going through another heat wave
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picked a plastic bottle off the street
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ngl none of the replacments for enzo are an upgrade and im tried of u guys pretending it is
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successfully coded "hello world"
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Used sparkling water to soak garri
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read a newspaper on the bus this morning
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Asked fine shyt for the size of her boobs in centimeters
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tried confidence gimmick and got left on read
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opened up linkedln instead of twitter first thing in the morning
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hey brands, I'm passionate about social media and helping brands connect with their audience. This tweet proves I know how to grab the internet's attention and drive social media traction. I'd love to bring that same energy and engagement to your brand's Twitter account.
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LOVE THISSSS GUYYY 💙💙
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He tweeted this right after this banger😭😭😭
Anda a la concha de tu madre...
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