So I watched this show Mike and moly... honestly thought the show was going to be about @AsherDPhelps2 life
"Im literally standing alone in a corner at a stag&doe eating carrots." #whattailsdoesatparties #thisisbecomingahabit #iwalkthislonelyroad
And coming out with a record setting batting average of privilege your DH For the @BlueJays #225 The ReL tails
"Amber I am literally standing in the corner alone drinking and eating jelly beans" #whattailsdoesinabar
How did I get so lucky to have a legend of a best friend? #georgemichael #tange #legend #whosurbff #ithinkitmightbetails #top5inhisschool
"Watch #badgrandpa... Has to be the funniest thing ive seen since your Twitter" #quoteoftheday #thatsballsygm


