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The temperamental egg. A delicate petal. Lover of George Michael, Downton Abbey, and wild outbursts. My tweets are always better live. Looking at you, Ellen.

London, Ontario
Joined February 2016
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So I watched this show Mike and moly... honestly thought the show was going to be about @AsherDPhelps2 life
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I love your purple lipstick.
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Switching sides on a dime. Heads or tails? #livetweeting
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Dumpsters dont do drugs
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From here on out, i am princess turttle titts... And thats the news
"Im literally standing alone in a corner at a stag&doe eating carrots." #whattailsdoesatparties #thisisbecomingahabit #iwalkthislonelyroad
Dont let someone meet you for the first time by telling them about yourself
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And coming out with a record setting batting average of privilege your DH For the @BlueJays #225 The ReL tails
"Amber I am literally standing in the corner alone drinking and eating jelly beans" #whattailsdoesinabar
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We weil now refer to this generation as generation GM.
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"Watch #badgrandpa... Has to be the funniest thing ive seen since your Twitter" #quoteoftheday #thatsballsygm
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Eat. Sleep. Tweet. Repeat.
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If you didn't lose your lighter last night, you didn't party hard enough.