I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. #redv #sydneyswans

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Joined November 2015
Prince Andrew having so many titles taken off him the Queen will now refer to him as the Melbourne Storm
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Boland running out of batting partners #SAvAUS
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If Scott Boland was from NSW he would’ve played 200 Tests by now and probably been captain of Australia for the past 10 years
Scott Boland at his very best in Gqeberha with a third Test five-wicket haul 👏 #WTC27 📝: icc-cricket.com/tournaments/…
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Me and Reece Walsh have so much in common. Sprinting 70m and then having to spew. 🤝
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"Can't park there mate!" #Bathurst1000
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Like most of us, De Pasquale was probably waiting for fuel prices to drop down a bit before he filled up #Bathurst1000
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Good to the see the race being led by two NSW fast bowlers, Hazlewood and Holdsworth. #Bathurst1000
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Getting John Williamson to perform at Bathurst just to annoy all the Pauline lovers out there…well played #bathurst1000
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Gonna tell me kids not to get their hopes up in life because dreams definitely do not come true and the bad guys always win
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I blame Silverchair for not reforming #NRLGF
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What's the point of mining all that coal if you're gonna run out of steam
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I know there are plenty of genuine Roosters fans, but that footage of the Roosters watch party was embarrassing #NRLGF #NRLRoostersKnights
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You have to admire this Roosters women’s team, a classic riches to riches story. #NRLWGF
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I still think the Roosters’ women’s team should be called the Hens #NRLWGF
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Judging by this sub-standard PNG rugby league team, they’ll be years away from getting a team in the NRL #PNGvAUS #PMXIII
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Phoenix presenting Nathan bedside with the 2026 Dally M but accidentally dropping it on his other foot #DallyM
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I hope Jai sings Dance Monkey for shits and giggles
The NRL’s Grand Final entertainment has been revealed. Jai Arrow will do a lap of honour to a rendition of “You’ll Never Walk Alone” performed by a yet to be disclosed group of Australian musicians. 📝 @webbywrites
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Just strap it up and get back out there, Nathan. #NRLPanthersKnights
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Locomotion fuck yeah #AFLGF
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