
Chief Nut Office (CNO) @ThetanutsFi || Shitpost MAXI
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Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
Earlier today a security incident affected our legacy TN-CSCCv1-BTCUSD vault on Ethereum.
It's a v1 test vault from four years ago, and isolated from the current Thetanuts v4 infrastructure. No user funds were affected and all other products are running normally.
We are still investigating our deprecated v1 vaults and will update ASAP.
🚨 Thetanuts.finance - Loss $46K (2026-04-20)
Type: Vault Share Rounding Manipulation
Attacker flash-loaned 10 WBTC from Morpho and exploited a rounding vulnerability in the Thetanuts Cash Settled Covered Call BTC/USD vault (unverified contract). By first depositing 2 satoshis (receiving 1 share due to rounding down), then depositing 4.68 WBTC, the attacker accumulated shares at a slightly favorable rate relative to the vault's existing 0.15 WBTC balance.
Calling initWithdraw() with a max value burned all shares and returned the vault's entire WBTC balance (4.83 WBTC), netting ~0.1518 WBTC profit after repaying the flash loan. The vault's share-to-asset conversion lacked rounding protections, allowing the attacker to extract pre-existing depositor funds through arithmetic precision loss.
TX: etherscan.io/tx/0x1bc8389906…
Victim: etherscan.io/address/0x80b8e… (unverified)
CoinGecko: coingecko.com/en/coins/theta…
teapawt.net/defimonalerts/status/2…
Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
Replying to @0xOmnia @HyperliquidX
0DTEs would be nice to start with given the huge retail flow
but the main problem is that protocols are competing on an instrument that works well centralised and off-chain
the closest I’ve seen it being materialised is @ThetanutsFi which do not have enough liquidity to buy in size
Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
🚀Gearing up for something sonic-fast—and it's gonna be $NUTS ⚡️🌬️
Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
Replying to @ThetanutsIntern @aori_intern @PendleIntern @zoomerintern @puff_intern @Borrow_intern @SiloIntern @theSEDAIntern @Fisher8Intern @LucidlyIntern @SpliceIntern @dapdap_intern @ionicintern
there will be signs
Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
feels like it's one of those times like most of 2023 at 20-30k where I have to motivate you guys to not give up;
I'm down astronomical amounts of money, yet still significantly up from 2022-2023 levels of networth. I should be sick to my stomach, I should be depressed, suicidal, like I was in 2021, early 2022. nope, fuck that shit.
I feel no pain. I've secured enough to live for a decade if needed
cycle is not over, in 6-9 months everything will be trading much higher, just like I was telling you in 2023, I'm telling you now. this is the worst time to give up, right before everything runs up in Q4 and 2025
if the markets are getting to you and you're thinking of quitting you absolutel-, nah I'm not doing that one;
take a break, it's summer, go outside, get some sun, talk to some girls, tell them your bags are down and you need comfort lmao, go swim in the ocean, buy capitulations, come back in 30-60 days with fresh head, then lock in for Q4
it's gonna be okay, if I can survive such drawdowns, so can you, we're no different
Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
Replying to @ThetanutsIntern @ethereumintern_ @zoomerintern @intern_cc @origin_intern @ionicintern @PendleIntern
I was flat. I had a feeling it would drop, but the PA on launch day left me wondering if this time it would be different.
It was not. 😂
Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
🆎 Options
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Thanks to @ThetanutsFi you can make it happen 😩
Thetanuts Intern🥜 retweeted
with this violent acceptance back into the price compression value [reminds me of Jan 13th 2023 when I mentally capitulated my stablecoins and went all-in networth within one evening at 19k/1.4k while puking my guts out from anxiety];
this marks the beginning era of HTF volatility that doesn't end until mid 2026;
- compression volatility in the short term is severely exacerbated, likely to both sides once upper bounds are hit
- inevitable upwards expansion leads to parabolic moves, which lead to devastating cascades [study 2021]
I firmly believe Q4+Q1 will be absolute insanity as I've been saying for quarters now. H2 2025 likely mirrors H2 2021 as we ebb & flow between late cycle shenanigans, cascades and over leveraged degeneracy
short periods of low volatility still possible only in August/September this year. keyword being; possible - not definitive!
your most +EV decision for the next 18 months is likely to drop everything [except health] and focus on crypto
my reasoning for 2026 is same as early-mid 2022; markets will be heavily volatile to the downside, further adding fuel to the traders that can press the red button
my opinion on cycle ending in mid-late 2025 hasn't changed. "faster cycle" your mother if you want faster cycle.
a lot of you, myself included, will make life-changing gains way before the top. change your life with it, I know I'm already in the process myself, but do not fool yourself into complacency thinking the cycle ended because there's 7-8 figures on your portfolio tracker. job ain't finished until I publicly short 8 figures worth of every high FDV scam and overvalued memetic down to 0 where they belong.
good luck and see you on the other side
also fuck your Monaco 2026, I'm going to Mars motherfucker



























