Posts from the Cable 54 bathroom stall. 🎸🔫

Washington, DC
Joined January 2021
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Thank god we can find and intercept lost hikers as they mistakenly run away from rescue in dense forest!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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The state of rock is dismal, Turnstile sucks so much ass.
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Clinton referenced Liberace (dead since 87), Obama referenced Saddam (dead since 2006) - and when was last time anyone thought about the palaces Who were these jokes targeting? What they really indicate is that Democrats’ are the party of Old Gay Political Nerds
Cheesecake Factory interiors are famously over-the-top and gaudy. "Like a Cheesecake Factory designed by Saddam" is actually a great description of what Trump has done to the White House.
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Replying to @cardiffcouncil
I was aware of dwarfs already, although to be fair, I didn’t realise they were usually green.
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I was quite young at the time but I felt like I was losing my mind a bit despite being a naive lib. Libs would say the strangest shit imaginable about Obama, it was genuinely cult like
A big part of the Obama presidency that’s kind of forgotten now was Obama saying the corniest shit imaginable and then a bunch of otherwise jaded liberals falling over themselves to say how “cool” he was
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Compromise proposal for DEI in entertainment: The demographic composition of your show must match its setting. Set in Maine? All white cast. Baltimore or Atlanta? Mostly black. Texas college town? Indian.
Is there a particular person at HBO who’s in charge of making sure every new show is about white people hating genteel black people?
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They could have simply DEI’d “It” by setting it in its real life location, Baltimore
I’ve seen this one
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There you go folks - without the guiding light of Vince McMahon, there’s no telling how far from God NYC would have fallen
Well it's because he learned lingo from Vince McMahon and WWF who was a southerner and spent his life trying to deny it.
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Since the beginning of time, Celtic man has defended his right to say “this shit sucks, you’re retarded, I’ll die before you tell me what to do” The Bill of Rights is what the Druids believed
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the most insane right wing propaganda account in the world could not have conceived a worse post than this
Less scrolling, more strolling. Enjoying our beautiful Minnesota lakes. 🥰
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I’d been told this is a common experience but my parents sometimes “visit” in (very vivid) dreams. Last night it was my father accompanying me to Tennessee to help me check on their house.
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Funny detail, right before I woke up we got inside and there was cat shit on the floor. I said it looked recent and he said no that’s old.
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There’s the alternate No Country ending
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They are going with the Big Lie
Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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Replying to @TheyLiveDC
🤖 Made with AI
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Replying to @L0m3z
Massive recession indicator :\ Women are retrenching into smaller men that can survive on fewer calories.
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Communism is stealing your assets for the control of the ruling party’s elites Socialism is making sure those elites get to administrate and get a cut until all value is stripped That’s the whole thing, that’s how it works in practice everywhere
NYC Council quietly passes bill that forces owners to give nonprofits first dibs on buying their properties for 90 days trib.al/6gNEct0
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I’ve seen this one
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Funny but also depressing to be reminded that we’ve handed off infrastructure and institutions to people this stupid. They’re basically illiterate and have no understanding of the human experience beyond HR meetings and regurgitated therapy-speak they learned on tiktok
Here’s a nice montage of clips, most of which I hadn’t seen. In case there is still any uncertainty in your mind about what killed BioWare
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Your art is being created by people who have read no great literature and can’t form a coherent original thought
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