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Joined January 2011
Just went to Walgreens & they're a bunch of liars. Their walls were more of a beige color. I'm suing.
You think 7 years is bad for breaking a mirror...Try breaking a condom.
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Replying to @EuphoricAnimaL
Face down ass up, that's the way I like to pick up the popcorn people dropped and eat it quickly before anyone notices.
Replying to @EuphoricAnimaL
Jogging early in the morning would be more fun if it didn't involve the movement of legs or awakeness.