He/Him
Joined October 2018
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Thinky and the Brain retweeted
Professional political operatives hear "swing voter" and think it means a guy who's socially liberal and fiscally conservative, when it's actually someone whose mental architecture starts from a completely idiosyncratic pet issue and branches out into non-Euclidean dimensions
Thinky and the Brain retweeted
Free Tibet? Mao already did.
Thinky and the Brain retweeted
Look, I can understand that you need to do compromises that’ll piss off certain groups when trying to win an election. I think doing this to trans people is wrong and stupid, but I get the logic. What I don’t get is being shocked when the group you throw under the bus gets mad.
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its like watching lebron pass it off the backboard to himself for a crazy dunk
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It is not remotely surprising to me that a plurality of Americans believed stopping six trans kids from playing sports was worth blueberries that make you dead, but i’m not sure how to rebuild a functional society with such people.
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Morrendo que o Lenin teve um encontro com o HG Wells e disse que discordava do Guerra dos Mundos, em que os alienígenas vêm com intenções bélicas e coloniais, pois, aplicando materialismo histórico-dialético, uma civilização tão avançada já seria comunista.
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It really is amazing how, after all these years, @TheOnion is still so insanely good at this
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yeah you like harry potter? *takes a hit of my joint* here you go man. yeah it's dobby bro. ??? no dude it's not a strain i put dobby in there. sorry if im not being clear dude deadass i killed dobby and rolled him up idk what's so hard to understand. why are you crying
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Lmao throwing in communism at the last second is so funny. China had like 500 deaths from covid and shared all their research for free
But…it was the opposite, I developed a low-cost Covid vaccine technology that actually bypassed big pharma. We did this at $2-4 per dose, reached 100 million people, saved an estimated 300,000-500,000 lives. I made nothing. It’s incredible to watch people cede all their critical thinking skills to conspiracy sites. This is how totalitarian and communist regimes thrive
Thinky and the Brain retweeted
I was in FL during this time and we were merely *asked* to behave ourselves. Not required by law. Asked nicely. The worst thing these people ever had to face was social stigma for selfish behavior.
They would prefer a nuclear dawn to feeling that way again! Reprehensible people
Thinky and the Brain retweeted
Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas
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"He doesn't like you. I do, however! Want to go to the bathroom and blow a load over my weird face?"
*Ponda Baba starts grunting excitedly*
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there’s nothing epstein democrats love more than conflating “getting cheaper” with “getting more expensive a little slower” except perhaps genocide.
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They're using interceptors made in 2026 👀
Thinky and the Brain retweeted
I will never be guilt tripped by Blue MAGA to vote for a centrist liberal Democrat again. I regret voting for Kamala so much. Not only was she a horrible candidate, the “Vote Blue No Matter Who” freaks still blame voters WHO VOTED FOR HER… for her running a horrible campaign.
Thinky and the Brain retweeted
BREAKING! US court ha suspended the US sanctions against me!
As the judge says: "Protecting the Freedom of speech is always just the public interest".
Thanks to my daughter and my husband for stepping up to defend me, and everyone who has helped so far.
Together we are One.
