Scott Wharton G.E.D.

The Devil Went Down To [Helen] Georgia Full story on the tubery of youbery #mushrooms #camping #Georgia

James Talafreako invited me to his group sex parties and although that is not my thing (because I am happily in a monogamous relationship) his generosity earned my vote. Thanks Jimmy!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

"Fuck it's cold, how many ways can we fry cheese?" -first guy to live in Minnesota/Wisconsin

The only thing that can save the current administration is if they hire Nathan Fielder as the White House Press Secretary

True love is committing to someone even though their version of good music is your version of a CIA torture technique

All my music opinions are actually music facts, but you're too blind to see the truth. With that being said, anyone who rushed the ACL gate for a Kings Of Leon rail spot should be euthanized immediately.

Men's restrooms have furntiture too but its just a bed of rusty nails

The real tragedy is that as a society we've somehow elevated Ed Sheeran to the level of stadium tour

If you're outraged by this whole @trvisXX #Astroworld situation, then you're gonna flip when you hear about the satanic ritual that happens every year on Black Friday at retail stores all around the country #CancelChristmas

Never be afraid to invest in yourself #EnjoyTheTrip #comedy #atx #thisisnotahashtag #investinyourself @ 6th Street ATX instagram.com/p/CTYnkKFsR0i/… – at Austin, TX

"Love All The People" #EnjoyTheTrip #bookstagram #atx #atxcomedy @ Austin, Texas instagram.com/p/CTVO_kYJ_pE/… – at Austin, TX

What could be better than coming home to this every night? #EnjoyTheTrip #comedy #atx #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #boxersofinstagram @ Austin, Texas Y'all instagram.com/p/CTRVAUxrCv8/… – at Austin, TX

Just posted a photo @ Golden Tiger instagram.com/p/CTQYApipKxp/… – at Austin, TX

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Workin hard on these mean streets #EnjoyTheTrip #atx #6thstreetaustin @ Museum of the Weird instagram.com/p/CTD5_P9Lva0/… – at Austin, TX