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Stand Up Comedian FB: ComedianScottWharton IG: ThisIsNot_Scott

Austin, TX
Joined January 2013
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"Liberty Biberty"
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A fan reportedly snuck into #Falcons practice today and participated in a QB drill. Unbelievable.
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When crickets tell each other jokes, they must assume it's going terribly.
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Its a beautiful day to be alive....
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"Same @Browns team ..."
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I've been off meth for two weeks today!
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Stop complaining! 600 is more than enough money to purchase a used car to leave running in your garage while you take a nap.
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No need to stay 6 feet away if you watch us on Friday for Virtual Improv at 9pm est! fb.me/e/bIm4hb63t #biqimprov #fxbgpublicradio #comedy #fblive #laughatmyjokes #nocoughingallowed #quarantinebiz #follow
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Hey pussies can you leave comedy alone now that your man is in power?
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Join us for interactive entertainment! fb.me/e/1D1GlnMKn This Friday at 9PM EST! Drop you costume ideas below! 👀 What are you doing for Halloween? COMMENT BELOW! #happyhalloween #halloween2020 #biqimprov #fxbgpr #fxbgpublicradio #improv #comedy – at Virginia, USA
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Please enjoy the following "booper" reel 😂 compiled by top fan Mike Reid! We love him! 😍😘 Check out his book! ow.ly/mP2z50BWn0s Friday FB Live! > ow.ly/jrDy50BWn0t #fxbgpr #biqimprov #mikereid #soigothazed
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We want to give a HUGE shoutout to @StrangewaysFXBG! Thank you for allowing us to put on an awesome show! Also, thanks to @EKtheDJ at @FxbgRadio! We couldn't have done this show without him! #biqimprov #fxbgpublicradio #strangewaysbrewing #comedy #improv #thankful #blessed
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What's up? So...in ten days there is an exciting event coming up! Comedy AND Improv AND Beer?!?! #loveit I'll be there. What about you? Leave an event response here. ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ow.ly/xXRR50Bzha1 #comedy #improv #beer #strangeways #biqimprov #fxbgpr
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Replying to @WeWantMooreNow
𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯 𝐢𝐬 𝘓𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐗𝐁𝐆! ⁣Bringing you a combination of stand-up comedy and improv along with some of the best beer in the area! #strangewaysbrewing #borninquarantineimprov #fxbg #fxbgva
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𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯 𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐚! ⁣ ⁣ #strangewaysbrewing #fxbg #fxbgva #fxbgcomedyscene #borninquarantineimprov #biqi #fxbgpublicradio #improv #comedy #outdoorvenue
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White people rip off a lotta things from black culture but I wish that included their ability to take a joke.
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Thanks for the support @pattonoswalt!
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