Caramac Bastard
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The immutable law of male drinking :
1 man - Fine.
2 men - Fine.
3 men - Loud.
4 men - Annoying.
5+ men - Knobheads. Every last one of them.
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Cyanide & Happiness co-creator @robdenbleyker has been suspended for tweeting a joke. We hope it's reversed, but you can find him on:
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Please RT so his followers (and perhaps even the richest man on Earth?) might see this.
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For me, it was Kev O' Neill, Dave Gibbons, Brian Bolland, Mike McMahon and Carlos Ezquerra in 2000AD that defined my childhood. I was nine when I read my first prog. Years have passed since and we've already lost Carlos. Today, the sad news of Nemesis artist Kev O'Neill. Gutted.
There was a near tornado event close to my house there. It blew off but that's not the point. We aren't supposed to have the weather conditions necessary for them here ever. We're fucked.
Oil companies be doing brilliantly though.
Seeing the #Conservatives eat themselves brings some joy to my gnarled old heart. It wasn't the impoverishment, destitution or outright murder of disabled people that broke their back though, simply publicly defending a gay man. When people tell you who they are, believe them.
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Happy #SammoHung day! To celebrate the kung fu movie legend's 70th birthday today, we are looking back at some of our favourite #Sammo films. Next up, ENTER THE FAT DRAGON (1978). https://teapawt.net/t.co/5NWx5jojde
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Happy B'day to the legendary H.K superstar, martial artist, director, action choreographer and the real big brother SAMMO HUNG KAM-BO.💐💐🎂
Sammo Hung will be next seen in upcoming movie "Kowloon Walled City".📣
#LitMovieZone #Share #Support #SammoHung #Action #MartialArtist
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Happy #SammoHung day! To celebrate the kung fu movie legend's 70th birthday today, we are looking back at some of our favourite #Sammo films. Next up, WARRIORS TWO (1978). https://teapawt.net/t.co/5gXkugHi2I
It must be amazing to be one of the group of historically planet ruining companies just watching #COP26 not mentioning them, whilst talking about keeping to 1.5C.
They're laughing into their money pillows, you fucking rubes.
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My Dad got to watch Armstrong walk on the moon.
I get to watch the guy who killed bookstores ride a dick into space.
I don't always agree with Jonathan Pie but he's hit the nail square on its gammon coloured head here.
youtu.be/EI5nw1kYwdo
This is so far past the realms of normality that I still don't know how to feel. #ENGvsGER