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It’s all theatre @ComicDaveSmith
Let’s cut to the chase and warm up that money printer…
Weimar Germany Tour 2030!!!
theoriginalcracker retweeted
Our investigation so far shows that the attackers exploited an old vulnerability we patched months ago, in version 2.4.2 on 7 August, this time to steal from on-chain hot wallets. Every affected server we’ve investigated was running a version older than 2.4.2.
It’s a bit discouraging to see that, after months of shipping security updates, public outreach, and all the attention and outrage around the August incident, we still haven’t managed to reach everyone.
📢 Security Incident Affecting BTCPay Server 2.4.1 and Earlier
Read the full security advisory, including details & timelines, on our blog: blog.btcpayserver.org/btcpay…
If you were impacted, please send all details and logs to [email protected]
theoriginalcracker retweeted
Tragic irony of course that the Bitcoin haters get debanked
They could have spent the last few years building and spreading unstoppable financial infrastructure but instead they let their ideologies blind them
🔴 URGENT: Our bank has cut us off from our own money.
Our bills haven’t stopped. Neither can our work. Help us build an emergency fund to keep DiEM25 going. Even €10 makes a difference.
Donate now: i.diem25.org/donations/to/de…
theoriginalcracker retweeted
What’s coming was avoidable, but Republicans in Congress let Trump start a war, increase spending, arm a genocide, betray MAHA, and cover up for Epstein’s coconspirators. I was ousted with over $30 million of foreign lobby money for refusing to go along, and here we are.
The longer we stall - the closer we get to this...
Ueno has been shut down. Customers are locked out of their money. 🇵🇾
Paraguay’s central bank has stepped in after finding a serious solvency shortfall. The app, cards and banking services are inactive.
For customers, the questions are simple. Is my money safe, and when can I get it?
Eligible deposits are guaranteed up to ₲228.3 million per depositor, roughly US$38,000, across all accounts at Ueno combined. Recovery above that remains uncertain.
The legal timeframe for paying the guarantee is 15 calendar days, with a possible further 15 day extension. The BCP still needs to confirm the arrangements.
Some people have their life savings there. Others need their wages for groceries, rent and bills this week. They need clear answers and access to their money.
Over the past 6 to 12 months, my own experience and feedback from guys opening accounts suggested Ueno was getting worse. Features, account opening and customer service were slipping, while the bank rolled out fancy branches with lounges, coffee machines and the whole showroom experience.
That doesn’t tell us what happened behind the scenes. But all the polish in the world means very little when customers can’t access their money.
theoriginalcracker retweeted
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The GOP candidate for Iowa’s open Senate seat tapped the co-founder of a consulting firm with a $9.9 million Israel contract. theintercept.com/2026/11/03/…
theoriginalcracker retweeted
Not saying it wasnt North Korea - i'm sure they're very capable, good for them if so!
But reminder that the ONLY evidence linking North Korea to crypto hacks is a US government document saying certain on-chain addresses have been linked to North Korean hackers
So the bottom line of EVERY independent investigation is: "the hackers are North Korean because these addresses are implicated, which the US government said are use by North Koreans"
NEW: North Korean state-sponsored hackers stole approximately $6.36 billion from Binance in the largest cryptocurrency theft on record, according to blockchain intelligence firm TRM Labs, which attributed the attack to the TraderTraitor group.
The funds moved across 10 blockchains beginning at 20:05 UTC on October 29, with most transfers occurring within 20 minutes.
The attack bears similarities to the February 2025 Bybit hack, also attributed to TraderTraitor by the FBI.
Tether, Circle, Ripple, World Liberty Financial and Arbitrum’s Security Council have frozen approximately $2.7 billion, while an estimated $2.4 billion remains beyond their reach.
theoriginalcracker retweeted
🇰🇷👮♂️ En Corée du Sud, le fisc saisit l'équivalent de 4,8 millions de dollars en cryptomonnaies.
Sauf que pour célébrer sa réussite, il publie une photo du portefeuille et de sa seed.
Les fonds sont immédiatement volés...
Le 26 février 2026, l'administration fiscale présente fièrement ses saisies réalisées chez des contribuables endettés.
Sur une photographie officielle, les agents ont laissé apparaître les 24 mots permettant d'accéder au wallet crypto.
Un internaute utilise ces informations pour transférer quatre millions de tokens PRTG vers sa propre adresse.
Mais l'homme finit par se dénoncer, affirmant avoir agi par curiosité, et restitue la crypto.
Les autorités pensent alors avoir récupéré leur butin. Sauf qu'elles laissent les fonds sur le même portefeuille compromis...
Deux heures et demie plus tard, un autre individu les vole à nouveau.
theoriginalcracker retweeted
Bear Stearns traded at $172. Jim Cramer told viewers it had very limited downside. It ended at $2.
"I'm asking people who are watching this video to buy Bear Stearns now."
Very big upside, he said. He trusted his "29 years" of intuition.
Weeks later, on the same show: "I believe in the Bear franchise. You know what, it's 69 bucks. I'm not giving up on the thing."
March 16, 2008. JPMorgan agreed to buy the whole bank for $2 a share.
It took a comedian to put the tapes side by side. Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, March 2009.
Cramer's answer on morning TV: "A comedian's attacking me. Wow. A variety show."
Then: "Warren Buffett, I could run tapes for him, he would look like a complete fool."
In the video below you can watch him say all of it.
The man on TV is paid to sound sure. He is not paid when you lose.
Next time someone tells you "very limited downside," remember the $2.
Would you still take stock tips from TV?
theoriginalcracker retweeted
The "CIA created Bitcoin" theory gives government bureaucracy way too much credit.
If the feds had Satoshi-tier systems architects sitting in a cubicle at Langley, they wouldn't have had to outsource the entire federal data ecosystem to Palantir, SpaceX, and Anduril.. 🤣
theoriginalcracker retweeted
Actual Israeli agents directing US politicians to publicly denounce their own party's candidates. 😑
Israel openly manipulates US elections.
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
