Hail Keanu
Bed, hopefully
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If women are carrying rulers, we’re going to have to start being more honest, lads. teapawt.net/dailymirror/status/100…
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/su…
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@BloodHusky @JimmyCully @DagnallJames @greasygringo666 @UmbroShortsMan @dazd__ @g4ryw4lker @ChatShirt is it just me and my oddballness that has noticed this, VVD wears plane red home socks every home game? 🤷🏻♂️🤭 wonder why?
Am I right in thinking Liverpool have won their last 5 penalty shoot-out’s against Chelsea?
Tonight.
Fa cup final 2022.
League cup final 2022.
Super cup final 2019.
Champions league semi final 2007.
Little funnier in football than when a keeper actively tries to look likes he’s cleverer than everyone else with his homework sheet that he’s showing the world he’s using and then he loses and only saves one penalty. 🤣🤣🤣👍
Couple of random things;
Why does every Liverpool player have white trim at the top of their socks except Virgil who is pure red?
Is Gakpo wearing a XXL shirt? It looks huge on him tonight.
I assume 4 year old Zach isn’t part of the ‘Arsenal family’ that Arteta goes on about then?
Photos with a load of millionaires who could literally save his life. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
🚨Excl: Arsenal welcomed four-year-old Zach and his family to the club yesterday, giving him the opportunity to meet his heroes and create special memories.
Zach is battling stage four neuroblastoma and urgently needs to raise £339,000 by early November to travel to Rome for life-saving treatment.
Please support Zach and his family in this fight. Every donation, share and act of kindness can make a difference. 🙏❤️
Donate and follow his journey: @helpsavezach (Instagram) #afc
Tim retweeted
When did every Premier League club last win at Anfield? Two of them never have… As of 24th Oct 2026
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Manchester United have carried the banter belt for way too long. Extremely grateful that Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham & even small timers Newcastle have been willing to share it this season.
Thank you for taking it off our hands, you can keep it. We won't be needing it anymore.
Excellent first half.
That’s the intensity and desire we have to play with every single week if we want to achieve anything this season.
If everyone can stay fit, Liverpool have by far the best attacking players in the league.
*need more. Brighton are a good side. It’s not over.
If Man City was a pub, it would be one person deep at the bar. They leave and I can take their place at the bar.
If Liverpool was a pub and one person left, there would be 200 other people fighting me for that place at the bar.
This is why City can’t have the same revenue. 👍
