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Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2012
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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They need to do a Sidetalk from the courthouse
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Tim Marcin retweeted
two things i liked about this piece is: 1. this is the start of a project i'm leading to bring back my favorite series at mashable (basically unpopular takes) and 2. i got to publicly poke fun at my great pal @mcwm in the process mashable.com/article/iphone-…
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I went thrifting with @JackInnanen for @mashable, and he told me all about his new show Snowflakes, his love of Vonnegut, and going to chess club. mashable.com/article/jack-in…
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here's a piece about nostalgia, shared cultural touchstones, personal history, and furman quarterback ingle martin. on college football '25 and why it means so much. mashable.com/article/ncaa-co… also big thanks to @bykevinclark and @rodger, who shared their thoughts for the article
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Tim Marcin retweeted
We drove the car into Manhattan this morning and I have to say: the sense of relief among working class daily drive commuters was palpable. Celebratory honking from the Audi Q5s, raised fists emerging from the X6 sunroofs - you felt an overwhelming burden being lifted
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Is there a non-binary way to say yes ma’am/yes sir?
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Tim Marcin retweeted
Nick Nurse says he tried to call timeout before the inbounds pass. "I called timeout, the referee looked right at me, didn't call it."
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Nick Nurse says he tried to call timeout before the inbounds pass. "I called timeout, the referee looked right at me, didn't call it."
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Nick Nurse says he tried to call timeout before the inbounds pass. "I called timeout, the referee looked right at me, didn't call it."
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Tim Marcin retweeted
it is the year for the philadelphia 76ers
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He’s a goop friend to all. Keegan-Michael Key (@KeeganMKey) is Slime. Final trailer for #IFMovie drops TOMORROW - Only in theatres May 16.
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Tim Marcin retweeted
It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me. I travelled around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest night clubs and the most serene beaches. We had it all. Unfortunately, what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur, the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e. Two weeks ago myself and around 15 other high ranking ape members gathered at the recent International Ape Workshop in Miami, and on behalf of the community we wrote and delivered a notarised letter begging Pacman to stop this nonsense at once. We outlined three key terms the apes were demanding of Pacman: 1.) Effective immediately, blur should be shut down and all NFT collections affected should be refunded a part of their floor price at the time blur was created 2.) A written apology to @yugalabs and the community 3.) Sell all remilia assets held by ANY members of the blur team and publicly denounce @CharlotteFang77 As of today, March 28, 2024, Pacman has refused to acknowledge our letter. I have no choice but to sell my ape and retrieve some form of financial value before it trends to zero. Thankyou to everyone in the ape family who has been sending me messages over these last few days. I love you all. I hope one day we meet on the other side, until then, goodbye.
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Tim Marcin retweeted
everything *has* to be a conspiracy now. and immediately. even a horrible accident and bridge collapse. i took a look into the dark heart of the modern internet and, by extension, being alive in 2024 mashable.com/article/key-bri…
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true detective season 1 was so good because all of it was written by a guy that was taking a bunch of Creatine and doing preacher curls with 85s. And we will never see that again
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A Taylor Swift fan's 'seemingly ranch' tweet was a fun internet moment. Until brands ruined it. mashable.com/article/taylor-…
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Replying to @TimMarcin
one-man Woodward and Bernstein!!!! excellent reporting sir 🫡
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Grab your Margaritaville @Crocs it’s officially Fun Uncle Summer
Throw on a Hawaiian shirt, crack a Landshark, and get to a @Margaritaville because Summer 2023 is The Summer of @jimmybuffett. And I've got the evidence and argument to prove it. mashable.com/article/jimmy-b…
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Tim Marcin retweeted
watching the sixers game
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