Tim Sitzmann

If it’s hot enough to melt a dilly bar, it’s too hot for Iowa-Minnesota.

As an Iowan and an Iowa fan, I apologize for half of our fan base who, coincidentally, account for 93% of our tweets.

Friendly amendment: all the normal sized spoons. They’ll try to get by with the big spoons for two weeks but the rage will quickly consume them.

Nice try. That’s clearly an early prototype of an Imperial ATAT for the deleted battle scenes of The Star Wars Holiday Special #StarWars @MarkHamill can back me up.

“His” cats.

It’s sad when you can only afford to feed crackers to your penguins. When I was a kid, food was cheap enough to let our penguins eat whatever they wanted, even mangoes! Not any more. Makes you think.

Best of luck, wherever you go! Thanks for all the hard work and dedication. #alwaysahawkeye

How in the -

Depends on whether they’re more of a top, or more of a bottom

My two favorite state auditors!

Yes. Wayne supports him 100%. John doesn’t agree with everything Trump says, but appreciates that he’s willing to “tell it like it is.”

Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll stick with the standard beer cheese breakfast pizza.

I’ll take “Rush Limbaugh Fever Dream Mad Libs” for $500, Alex.

The first CD I ever bought was a Coolio cd. I was in about 5th grade, and it was the single for 1 2 3 4. He was a hell of an artist, creative, serious, funny, and just plain talented. His verse on Worldwide Choppers is among my favorite. #RIPCoolio open.spotify.com/track/2Lo2B…

There’s dust on that Raisin Bran. That CTC gets refilled thrice a morning.

The real story here is that Trump is using a law firm that thinks its a good idea to use the marketing phrase “Hands-on Counsel, Gloves Off Litigation,” not only on their billboards outside a Denny’s, but on formal letters. To the retired federal judge /special master.

Siamese triplets?