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Okay, how about Harry being an avid ao3 fic reader and during the final battle with Voldemort going like, "hey, you actually can't kill me, I am pregnant, carrying your child and all." A complete and utter lie! Intrusive thoughts he should have never let spill out of his mouth.
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Harry also thinking that it's, of course, impossible so he's just trolling Voldemort. And going further like, "yeah, all those dream visits left me with a child, you monster. What are you gonna do about it, huh?" Except Voldemort doesn't think it's impossible.
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Voldemort fucking up the timeline and ending up being Harry's adoptive grandfather. Always ranting during family dinners about muggleborns and Harry being like, "help mum, Grandpa is being weird again."
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Tomarry Romeo & Juliet au where their families hate each other. They meet each other at the Yules ball and immediately get enamoured with each other. They hook up, but then a week later they meet each other at wizengamot at the opposite ends of political wings.
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Locket Tom seducing Harry during the Horcrux hunt, getting Harry pregnant and sending Voldemort ransom notes from Harry's name, so he can live comfortably with Harry.
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Imagine working at the Ministry and one of your former classmates is the Minister for Magic and the other is the head of the dmle and then you catch them hooking up together. Obviously you're gonna gossip. Everybody needs to know.
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Tomarry where Harry is a supermodel and the muse of Tom Riddle - the creator director of the House of Gaunt. Tom and Harry get closer during Tom's masterpiece Horcrux jewellery collection show. One thing leads to another, and they end up in the hotel Chamber of Secrets. #Tomarry
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The concept of Tom abandoning his cult duties and canceling the Walpurgis Knights' meetings to go on dates with his boyfriend Harry Potter. Everyone's trying to talk about Grindelwald with him, and Tom is like, yeah, sounds interesting, did you say the ice cream place at
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Hogsmeade serves couple's scoops this week?
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When AO3 is up, I am going to post a writers/readers fic—with toxic, enemies to lovers, slow burn, post-war, post AO3 shutdown apocalypse tags based on all the posts I'm seeing. 😂 Somehow this discourse feels manufactured in the midst of random ai sites popping up constantly.
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Imagine the meeting where Voldemort announces that Harry is pregnant. Mind you, the death eaters don't even know that Harry and him are together. Like they are in the 5th year of the war or something.
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Politician Tom who always sleeps with his cabinet staffers, but then Harry joins, and Tom get's his life's first rejection which only fuels his obsession with Harry. The more he tries to impress Harry, the more Harry seems to give no fucks. Eventually, Tom comes up with the
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brilliant plan of convincing Harry to pretend they're together for a diplomatic mission to a distant wizarding nation which, according to Tom's extremely exaggerated story, does not tolerate unmarried wizards. Harry agrees & Tom uses the whole trip as a mission to sleep w/ Harry.
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Tom would be such an insufferable husband, calling everything cheating. Like Harry can't even go to orphanages anymore, because the orphans always get to take photos with him and how dare they! And everyone in the Auror's office is always standing too close to Harry.
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Tom: Harry, why are you spending so much time with that man in a locked room? Harry: Because I was interrogating him as he's a criminal. Tom: Not fair! You can do that only with me. Only I get to be interrogated as a criminal by you. Harry:🤦
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Tomarry where Harry works as an Archivist at the Ministry, and Tom is the Minister. Harry always adds his own commentary to archive documents and sometimes just gushes over how handsome the Minister is until one day Tom sees it when reviewing a document from an archive. #Tomarry
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Tom insists on calling their relationship a courtship, so Harry calls Tom his courtfriend.
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Voldemort *whenever the children he had with Harry do something great*: Look at them, exactly like their dark lord father. Harry, look at my heirs. Voldemort *whenever the children with Harry do something stupid*: Harry, your offspring are not as smart, are they? Pathetic!
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Voldemort's fatherhood motto is if something is wrong it's Harry's fault, and everything great, it's all his doing.
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Tom would be so obsessed with Harry that his knights who are obsessed with him and his approval would start tracking Harry's every move to emulate him in the hopes of getting Tom's approval. Meanwhile Harry doesn't know what their problem is.
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