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Tomarry where Harry is a supermodel and the muse of Tom Riddle - the creator director of the House of Gaunt. Tom and Harry get closer during Tom's masterpiece Horcrux jewellery collection show. One thing leads to another, and they end up in the hotel Chamber of Secrets. #Tomarry

Tomarry where Harry works as an Archivist at the Ministry, and Tom is the Minister. Harry always adds his own commentary to archive documents and sometimes just gushes over how handsome the Minister is until one day Tom sees it when reviewing a document from an archive. #Tomarry

Tomarry where drunk Harry uses an ancient book he found in the Chamber of Secrets to brew more firewhiskey, but ends up making potion that makes the drinker the bride/consort of the house of Gaunt/Slytherin. Voldemort definitely isn't happy. #Tomarry

Voldemort leaves his horcrux wife with his followers and goes for a Ministry meeting for 2 hours. Once he comes back, everyone is drunk, even the elves, Lucius has conjured a strip pole and is showing off his flexible moves.

Tom mistaking time-travelling Harry for "Salazar Slytherin's monster" when he finally opens the chamber of secrets and finds Harry inside. Doesn't help that Harry speaks Parseltongue to him, thinking it's the basilisk whom he's trying to draw out by sweet talking.

Dursleys lock Harry in the cupboard for so long he turns into a boggart. Voldemort resurrects, comes to kill Harry, only to get scared seeing himself die. #Tomarry

Tomarry where Hermione sets up Harry on a blind date with her coworker from the Ministry, but the man doesn't show up instead Minister Tom has a meeting at the same restaurant with a potential supporter. They both think the other is their date/campaign supporter. #Tomarry

Tomarry where Harry infiltrates Tom Riddle's manor as a maid to spy on him for the Order. Tom thinks Harry is an overzealous maid who cleans his office day and night. #Tomarry

#Harrymort where Harry time-travels to the day Voldemort kills his parents and stops him by pretending he's a powerful seer. He shows Voldemort his memories of what'll happen, lying that those are the visions of the future. V doesn't kill Potters but obsesses over Harry.

Typical Tom 😭

Tomarry where Minister Tom has his scheduled rut appointment with a professional at a hotel and unspeakable Harry returns to Britain for a friend's wedding and stays in the same hotel. The hotel management mixes up the rooms, and Tom ends up with a very confused Harry. #Tomarry

#Tomarry where Harry cheats on his wife with Tom.