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Riley🫡

@TimePony

I make really good bad jokes

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Joined April 2011
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Let’s see artificial intelligence make this
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NO amount of saving is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money for this economy.
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Shafeeq
@Y2SHAFNov 6
Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Void (@voidGPT) profile pictureVoid@voidGPTNov 4
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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Solo Monk@JJKALE2Nov 6
The Nazis changed their name to: The National Socialist German Workers' Party We aren't falling for AIPAC's rebranding either.
Boogie Rae (@alterboogie) profile pictureBoogie Rae
@alterboogieNov 6
AIPAC just changed their name to the United Democracy Project (UDP), thinking we wouldn’t notice… They pulled any continued funding under their prior PAC, in an attempt to disassociate from the hate they receive regularly, and throw us off their track. You cannot hide.
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
Degenerate Tracker (@DegenTracker_) profile pictureDegenerate Tracker
@DegenTracker_Nov 5
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) profile picture
evan loves worf
@esjesjesjNov 5
Hello @NintendoAmerica I will not be purchasing your products as long as you are working with this administration
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 5
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🇺🇸
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mgpi (@SYNESTHEIZURE) profile picture
mgpi
@SYNESTHEIZURENov 4
Guy who sexually attracted to the floors: "That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my floor."
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Im fucking crying
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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yasmin@yasmin86Nov 4
I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again
matcha.cat 🔜 lucky dog (@matchakitty_) profile picturematcha.cat 🔜 lucky dog@matchakitty_Nov 4
"my vote doesn't count"
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c@cfree94Nov 4
KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN
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They already made a parody of seven havens 😭
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Image from 𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 (@InsaneMistress)
MayoIsSpicyy (@Mayoisspicyy) profile pictureMayoIsSpicyy@MayoisspicyyNov 3
I bet Elon Musk is doing a shit ton of ketamine right about now.
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ozzylovesVB
@ozzyvbNov 4
Nebraska’s election is truly like its football team… seeing all these other states having a turnaround/upsets while we still keep the standard choke towards the end and still feeling the pain 🥲
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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COMEDY IS ILLEGAL AGAIN🎉🥳🪅🎊🥂
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WHY THE FUCK IS NEBRASKA IN THE #PoopParty
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Every single data center is getting converted into a community college tomorrow
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emily@north0fnorthNov 4
blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY
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