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I make really good bad jokes

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NO amount of saving is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money for this economy.
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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The Nazis changed their name to: The National Socialist German Workers' Party We aren't falling for AIPAC's rebranding either.
AIPAC just changed their name to the United Democracy Project (UDP), thinking we wouldn’t notice… They pulled any continued funding under their prior PAC, in an attempt to disassociate from the hate they receive regularly, and throw us off their track. You cannot hide.
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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Hello @NintendoAmerica I will not be purchasing your products as long as you are working with this administration
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🇺🇸
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Guy who sexually attracted to the floors: "That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my floor."
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Im fucking crying
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again
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KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN
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They already made a parody of seven havens 😭
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I bet Elon Musk is doing a shit ton of ketamine right about now.
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Nebraska’s election is truly like its football team… seeing all these other states having a turnaround/upsets while we still keep the standard choke towards the end and still feeling the pain 🥲
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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COMEDY IS ILLEGAL AGAIN🎉🥳🪅🎊🥂
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WHY THE FUCK IS NEBRASKA IN THE #PoopParty
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Every single data center is getting converted into a community college tomorrow
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blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY
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