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Dear Zelda OOT Streamers, If any of you are planning on pulling the Master Sword from the Temple of Time for the first time, make sure you title your stream: “I’m gonna make Link a man tonight :)” The smiley emote is there to express how excited you are to have gotten so far.

Calming treats make Milly as high as a kite. 🪁

While I was in line for ocarina of time midnight release. I was reminded that the furthest I got in BOTW, was the part where you cook the apple. 🍎

Do Star Wars fans say AT-AT or AT-AT?

Every joke I write takes me one step further away from my parents’ dreams of me becoming successful.

Spoiler Alert: Zelda makes an appearance in the Ocarina of Time. Sorry internet, I just had to do it.

I’m a mod in my friend’s twitch channel and he’s playing a modded version of the ocarina of time. He had Link wear a white version of the tunic and he just happened to fight Dark Link. So I titled his stream: “I dressed Link in a white pointy hat to fight Dark Link”

When a pro-AI user gets confused about why people want to beat them up after saying stuff like, “My AI-generated art is better than whatever you spent hours making,” it’s baffling. Like, my brother in Christ. You just walked into somebody’s house and shit on their carpet.

If LinkedIn were a person, they’d probably be the type to cautiously sing along to rap lyrics and suddenly get real quiet during certain words.

If LinkedIn was a person, they’d probably be the type to buy a Katana, then get really excited to talk about it with their Vietnamese friends.

If LinkedIn were to give me a warning, I would imagine they specifically choose to say “You’re barking up the wrong tree, pal!” All while thinking that’s enough to deter me.

If LinkedIn wanted to add hot sauce to their Crunchwrap Supreme, they’d probably choose mild. Because that’s the spiciest LinkedIn can go.

If LinkedIn was invited to a potluck, I would probably assume they didn’t season their food.

If LinkedIn was someone’s house, I would assume it’s okay to wear shoes inside.

Was the story of Street Fighter ever actually good enough to be a movie? I will admit, I have not watched in theaters yet, but the current ratings bring this question to mind. I have always played Tekken to see what happens next for the Kazama and Mishima families, but I never really thought about the Street Fighter characters.

In order to prepare myself for a fight against robots, I’ve been watching videos of humanoid robots doing Kung Fu. And after studying their techniques, I think I actually stand a fighting chance. Because it turns out, these robots specialize in the same martial arts move as me, which is kicking children in the chest.

Do Fire Emblem games still have a Fire Emblem in them? It seems like there isn’t an actual Fire Emblem in these games lately, I’m so confused.

If you’re Asian and your parents are proud of you, they’ll tell their friends that you’re a doctor, engineer, or accountant. If they’re not proud of you, they’ll tell their friends that you’re a doctor, engineer, or accountant.