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Me and the other execs always look forward to this time of the year because we can sit in the meeting room and laugh hysterically while watching the Google I/O event.
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If you could all stream the event on YouTube rather than the Apple site, that’d be great. Fewer streams on the Apple site = lower server costs = more profit for us. Happy #AppleEvent day!
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The iPad Air is faster than the iPad Pro in single-core performance? The ‘Pro’ in iPad Pro stands for ‘Pro-posterous’ #AppleEvent
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This is why we do what we do. This heartwarming photo shows a father showing his daughter the same iMac design that was around when he was her age.
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Should Apple make a red no notch iPhone in 2020? #Apple #iphone12 #iPhone2020 #Tesla #cybertruck #applenews #leaks #iPhone
