Since '89, Titty Bingo has laid down blues, rock, country and roadhouse music. New single: Willie Nelson w/ Titty Bingo https://teapawt.net/t.co/pJp8U5lqVG
Austin, TX
Joined January 2009
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I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled' - Daniel Tosh
If I wake up in the middle of the night with a good idea I'll start talking into the tape recorder. I have one right by my bed. Sometimes I'll take it with me in my car. Before tape recorders I just had to keep it all in my head - John Lee Hooker
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this - Emo Phillips
Getting an audience is hard. Sustaining an audience is hard. It demands a consistency of thought, of purpose, and of action over a long period of time - Bruce Springsteen
TittyBingo retweeted
It was in the Virgin Islands. Another couple and my wife dressed as a table with dishes and a tablecloth on top. We won the First Prize. It was hard because the other couple were six feet four and six feet so they had to bend down....St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands.
Friday question: What’s the best costume you’ve worn on Halloween? @BigBlendMag @UNQUIETNIGHTS @blackangelband2 @stevewfolds @JackPribek
TittyBingo retweeted
A ZOMBIE, WHEN I WAS A KID... SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO TALK... BECAUSE I HAD A SEVERE SPEECH IMPAIRMENT, I STUTTERED HARD & A LOT 🙄... SO THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY 🤐 . " TRICK OR TREAT " (TRIGGER WORDS)😶🥴😵💫 SO AS NOT TO SUFFER THE EMBARRASSMENT, I WOULD JUST SHAKE THE BAG😁🥸
TittyBingo retweeted
GOOD MORNING, SISTERS & BROTHERS... 🤗
IT'S FRIDAY ! THE QUESTION OF THE DAY IS ...🤔
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT? ...😊
" SUNNY SIDE UP OR SCRAMBLED "❤️🔥
😉😁😎👊👍🫵🙏 ✌️❤️🎼... youtu.be/7KgeXn3FWGE
youtube.com/watch?v=7KgeXn3F…
TittyBingo retweeted
illusive - Just some more improv from the full length video, Of The Ancients | Fallen Trees 41.
I feel like we're all responsible for each other. If you see somebody who needs help, you help them. If you see someone's cow in a ditch you help them pull it out - Willie Nelson
TittyBingo retweeted
I am the worst Halloween costume wearer in the history of the world. I have never once worn a costume and been funny, scary or even surprising.
Friday question: What’s the best costume you’ve worn on Halloween? @ravenval @GAMMAWORX @muz4now @DShojiNakamoto
Friday question: What’s the best costume you’ve worn on Halloween? @BigBlendMag @UNQUIETNIGHTS @blackangelband2 @stevewfolds @JackPribek
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire - Roy Orbison