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Hey there! Howsi going? New Zealander here. that is all. catch ya :D

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined July 2011
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My farts smell like POISON ACID tonight! What is wrong with me?!?!? It's truly horrendous. 😷
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When they baptized me I drank all of the holy water. They tried to stop me but it was too late, I was already too powerful.
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Fedoras: the hat for cockheads
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My swans often attack my postman but that's what you get when you train swans to attack postmen because of the way they look at your wife.
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The inside of a wave.
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If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas, would it stay in Vegas?
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A haiku - Auckland. Auckland, you are shit. It was sunny this morning, Piss off with the rain. #haiku #auckland #rain
Replying to @UberFacts
“@UberFacts: There is a 500-year-old statue of a man eating a sack of babies in Bern, Switzerland”
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NEW SONG! We'll pick someone who retweets and send you a free physical copy of "More Than You Think." soundcloud.com/theemberdays/…
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To ensure this tweet is a waste of time for both of us- plz RT
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS video - youtube.com/watch?v=F3o53tjx…
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@itstvnzu Today's Bored? Game!...Show us your Scruples @ConnorNestor @Rose_Matafeo @timlambourne @Matt_Gibb ! youtube.com/watch?v=7_n9ymhe…
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Ayo @rihanna- we backin u up N that Movie trailer, Battleship!!! Get @ us!! Urrybody get her attn for us!! #WeFoundLoveInAHopelessPlace
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Christianity is not a list of rules, so why do we keep listing off rules?
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Please continue to lift up to the Lord a group of Christian converts from Islam in northern Cameroon. Two weeks ago... bit.ly/z1xABY
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Please retweet I can't evan balee dis... #III
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