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Well done to @JimmyAnderson9 on yet another milestone, most wickets in ODI's by an Englishman. Superb effort from the Burnley medium pacer.
Whoever said 'never meet your heroes' never met @bugboybaker , such an amazing experience working on Springwatch! Now for a well earned beer
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Sarcasm: helping smart rational people not batter idiots to death for hundreds of years.
Spent the last two days working for the BBC with @bugboybaker , been such a great experience! Now gonna go find a spotted crake, I'm so cool
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Basically, Carey is saying that gay marriage might offend the homophobic. Yeah, & inter racial marriage annoys racists. So fucking what?
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Forget boxercise, spinning and weights. The best all body workout has to be mucking out a pig... 🐷🐽
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"Well if I can't take it with me at least let me delete "History" for fuck's sake...."
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Great 3points that. What a goal by Rafa #Thunderbolt ! Giggsy rolled back the years once again #sublime !
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Just applied for Jeremy Kyle because I kissed a sheep and it gave birth to a goat and the goat smoked some weed and punched a lesbian otter
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Just got this text from Karl:
"Still in Banglodore. Missed your call as I was letting my lunch leave my arse. It seemed to be in a rush"
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“@SpitefulTrifle: need a name for our new rock band, any thoughts?”
Sex Pudding
Tadpole Hitler
Fucking Crabstick
Egg with Sideburns
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And all those that publicly donated can say, 'Hey, I tried to help...' No you didn't, you used a dying mans struggle to leverage your image!
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"If u don't like something, don't watch it again. Why whinge about it on a forum to a load o' divs? Don't worry about it."
Karl Pilkington
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Today I will visit a village of @sos_children. Looking forward to see the children and spread the word about this fantastic organisation.
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I believe "I'm just going for a quick Richard III" may be making an overdue comeback. Thank you Brad Pitt and Douglas Hurd for your services
Just been to get pics of a patient for EAAA brochure. He told me had it not been @adamchesters he would not be alive today. #worththedrive












