As a third responder, many victims find my thoughtful, un-rushed presence to be a WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SURVIVORS MOVED ON WITH THEIR LIVES ALREADY??

We’re all figuring everyone else out in real time and it’s VERY EXCITING

Self-care practice: “Circular Dog Breathing.” Get nose-to-nose w/ your dog beneath blanket. Synch breathing so you exhale when dog inhales, and you inhale while dog exhales. Continue for three mins to lower stress (or until you feel a worm-tickle if it attempts transfer).

Early Christians performed a rite of baptism that symbolized the impossibility of ever getting hydrated once and for all.

I YOLO’d my 401k on the #washingtongenerals winning by 3 but @Globies are up 7 at the half

The hardest part about sitting in court all day is trying to look like someone who doesn’t commit crimes.

All my exes live in messes.

Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home and, when he died, all he left us was a loan on a used 2024 Mitsubishi Mirage of all inexplicable things

“I’ve got … one turntable…and no microphones.” —Beck, taking stock one month after a chaotic breakup

You can tell if it's corn liquor stew because when you projectile vomit you can see the individual kernels keeping a tight 12-gauge pattern at distances of up to 50 yards. #folkwisdom

youtu.be/IIPyNI-qRTM Asheville needs “The Big 5” thru Summer ‘25 1. Tents 2. Pre-paid cellphones 3. Sleeping bags 4. Camping stoves w/ fuel 5. Waterproof backpacks Bring/Send/Ship to: Trinity United Methodist Church Attn: NIGHT OUTREACH 587 Haywood Rd. Asheville, NC 28806

#HeleneFlooding in Asheville every 3 months w/ accompanying aid convoys and I could feed my kids nutritious food daily or else I need 2nd job

Honestly my life didn’t smell that great back BEFORE we lost water and power in east #asheville

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water holding knives and clubs so one of them could poop on the other’s poop and flush in #Asheville #heleneasheville

Asheville auto insurance policies only cover replacing the tree that fell on your car

Chilled bros walking with full gas can and baseball bat to sound of sirens & choppers vibe; some machete/hatchet flair HERE & THERE #Asheville #avlnightlife

No place darker than inside a porta-potty at night right now in #asheville #avlhelene

. @PeteKaliner next time we know when hell breaks loose in #asheville, go to courthouse or pack library (pw: readmore) & stand outside closed doors for signal

. @PeteKaliner county announced civic center as shelter but didn’t in-announce it. They just started talking about AB-tech but didn’t clearly update: DON’T go to civic center (maybe I missed that bc I have @ATT )

. @PeteKaliner we all learned together: get Verizon #asheville #avlhelene

Tribes are hunkered down in some of the best closed bars and venues in #asheville #avlhelene