Atlanta-raised, Asheville-braised. Tom Scheve's impersonal account. (satire/comedy)

Asheville, NC
Joined August 2009
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Types of people you need to hang on to
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Being a night owl isn’t about staying up late for whatever reason, to drink or party. It’s about feeling a release of tension, an ease in the dark, that lets you do the work and study that makes you happy. Something about broad daylight creates a pressure to be involved with things, move with the hustle and bustle of people in the streets, when really you need solitude and silence.
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Rent-A-Friend, the VHS friend for lonely people (1986)
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Americans need to stop thinking about poverty as an "us vs. them" problem. Between the ages of 20 and 75, 75% of all Americans will spend at least one year in or near poverty. 📝 Mark R. Rank ti.me/3oYt4NX
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Georgetown Atlanta Georgia Madison Salem Fairview Clinton Bristol Greenville #SC Franklin Springfield Washington #WNC #NC #AVL Western North Carolina #Vacation in #Paradise #Hawaii #Follow #Grateful #NewProfilePic @TomScheve Tom Scheve #youtube #playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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A rare see-through octopus was seen swimming far above the sea floor.
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Bedtime is the tyranny of Many Small Tasks
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Replying to @TadeuszGiczan
Dammit when you are just trying to keep up with Ukraine and now you are watching secret Russian-on-Russian counter-counter disinfo
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You actual fucking lunatic.
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Sometimes you have to settle for Ghost Town.
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Tips for kids dealing with acne from @TomScheve buff.ly/2ARuBH0
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The funniest interview. #LYAO is this weekend, y'all! bit.ly/2vMjsZu @ashevillecomedy #comedy #asheville @TomScheve
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Replying to @TomScheve
yeah I hate when ego people say I'm gonna take 5 on first try. That's like losing your virginity in a BDSM gangbang
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Replying to @TomScheve
@TomScheve's news segment about the rat problem in Asheville is super funny until you're walking to a show and see 3 rats, eating a rat.
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Comedy 2nite! Disclaimer Lounge back @ The Southern in downtown #Asheville. 9pm. Free. #avlent #avl #avlnews hosted this week by @TomScheve
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Would three of my Facebook friends please copy and repost? Suicide Prevention hotline: 800-273-8255 Veterans Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
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Standup comedy right now in downtown #asheville 'Conscious Comedy' at @TBobAVL (eagle st & market) #avlent #avlha – at Asheville, NC
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Tonight is the start of the @NewSouthComedy Festival! Come out at 7:30pm and 9pm! #NSCF2016
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EPIC DARE: Put a VR headset on a baby and raise him to think he's Batman