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Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2010
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Here's a couple of birthday pics from last night. Also, thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday yesterday and today! I love you all. Thank you for thinking of me. Got me emotional and shit.
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a new challenger has emerged
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Got the proofs for my first ever children’s/young teen fiction book! Published by Harper Collins next March.
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This is a top tier moment that proves this statement
I’ve said this before but First Things First is one of the best sports television shows in a decade, if not more. It is truly, truly funny. The banter between all of those guys is entertaining, and each of the hosts plays a specific part in the show.
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That’s so real lmao
Evan Turner says landing a 4-year $70,000,000 deal with the Portland Trail Blazers felt like winning the lottery “My agent calls me and says, ‘I got a deal for you,’ and I'm like, ‘What is it?’ He's like, ‘From Portland. It's a 4 year deal for $70M.’ I'm like, ‘$17M?’ And he's like, ‘No. $70M.’ I'm like, ‘Oh my God’” “Then I call my mom and I'm like, ‘Mom, I'mma sign with Portland for 4 years $70 million.’ She's like, $17M?’ I'm like, ‘No. Like 7 and a D.’ And she's like, ‘Oh my God’” “I was supposed to go out to Portland on [July] 5th. I felt like a lottery ticket, I was trying not to die… I'm like, I can come today… let's get this deal and call it a day”
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nah get my captain out of those cdg converse! jordan, don’t just stand there, help him!! be a vet!
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FIRST LOOK: Nike turned the Air Max 90 into a boat shoe for Spring 2027 🤔🛥️ 📷 @sneakerdenn
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We speak to Congressmember-elect Melat Kiros, who's just won her election to represent Denver, Colorado, as a member of the Democratic Socialists of America.
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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My baby cousin Darius “Cheeks” Acuff Jr dropped 40pts and 8ast playing with 8th graders yesterday. This little dude so much better than me it’s ridiculous 😂me and his dad argue about this but man he’s like a miniature Greg Anthony from Oak Hill. The next Detroit PG. Talk soon.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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Looks like GTA 6
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I would’ve had to smoke bro
Eleven years before Michael Jordan, Nike gave NBA star Spencer Haywood 10% of the company. While Haywood was on a road trip, his agent sold the whole 10% stake for $100,000 in cash—just to collect his $10,000 fee. In the video below, Haywood is asked if he is still friends with the man who sold it. His answer: "Yes." In 1973, Haywood was 24 and averaging 29 points a game in Seattle. Phil Knight came to him and asked him to wear his new shoe. Knight didn't have the cash to match Converse. So he offered Haywood stock instead. "First of all, I was young, too, and I'm thinking: livestock? What are you talking about? Stocks," Haywood says. Haywood took the stock. His agent had a problem. An agent gets 10%. Ten percent of stock in a tiny shoe company couldn't pay his bills. Ten percent of $100,000 in cash was $10,000 in his pocket right away. So the agent kept telling Haywood the shoe would never work. At the time, Nike only made running shoes for Steve Prefontaine. When Haywood ran down the court, defenders stepped on his heel and popped the shoe right off his foot. Before leaving for a road trip, Haywood gave in. "I said, 'Okay, man, I give you the power of attorney. Let me just go play. I got to really focus on this game now because this is my chance.'" When Haywood came back, the stock was gone. "He had sold that sh*t," Haywood says. "He said, 'Man, I got the cash right here — 100,000.'" Matt Barnes asks him what that 10% of Nike would be worth. "It was up around 2.7 billion," Haywood says. "Years ago." At Nike's peak, 10% was worth over $8.6 billion. The case for the agent: in 1973, Nike was a tiny Oregon running-shoe company, and the shoes literally fell off Haywood's feet during games. Could you stay friends with a man who cost you $2.7 billion?
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😭😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a digitally altered image that changes the chyron text. Original new story interviews a concert goer, who called out of work sick in order to attend Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. consequence.net/2023/06/taylor…
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Landry Shamet broke a 53-year drought His best friend just broke a 57-year one Aaron Ashby & the Brewers just won the World Series in 5 Shamet's 91.7% 3-point shooting in the ECF is an NBA playoff record Ashby's 18 straight scoreless innings in relief is an MLB playoff record
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DUBS IN THE MF CHAT.
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65 games one way or another. Believe That.
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how much help does Giannis need?
MIAMI (AP) — Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family have landed in Miami after fleeing Argentina.
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