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Chris

@TopShelfMayo

keep refrigerated, shake well

 hive of scum and villainy
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Joined February 2012
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Netflix (@netflix) profile pictureNetflix
@netflix2 Jan 2025
Love is in the details. ✨ With Love, Meghan, a new series, premieres January 15.
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I wish I could be more Zen about doing laundry
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Captioned like an Amazon product name 💀
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@horseimage2 Jan 2025
horse dropping apple losing precious snack surprised horrified disappointing turn of events
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Jason Sidekicks doesn't look like that should be his name
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I've always maintained that if you live in a city cool enough to have tourists, you should not get mad at tourists in your city
Sally🪬 (@VERSACESAINTZ) profile pictureSally🪬@VERSACESAINTZ27 Dec 2024
this point of view made me a better person even tho ive never been bothered by tourists
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Looking for a tv show/movie where Jason Bateman wears a Nordstrom shirt and looks like a trustworthy dad-type, but is actually the antagonist behind the facade. And he always says stuff like "okay buddy?" in a really smarmy way. What is this movie called again??
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Oh I just remebered! It's Ozark and Arrested Development and The Switch and Zootopia and Horrible Bosses and Game Night and Identity Thief and Carry-On and and and
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All we have to do is convince Biden that Luigi is his son
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She's back from Paris with a vengeance
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Breaking911 (@Breaking911) profile pictureBreaking911
@Breaking9118 Dec 2024
NYPD releases new photos of United HealthCare CEO Brian Thompson’s alleged assassin
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The Taylor Swift Christmas album is to Swifties what the Star Wars Christmas Special is to Star Wars fans
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I'm in group chat hell
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This fight ended in a draw btw, and Roy Jones Jr. was 51 years old. Also @MikeTyson lost his last two flights before this, which were both 20 years ago. Jake is going to destroy him.
Jack Alter (@jackalter) profile pictureJack Alter
@jackalter12 Nov 2024
Do ya'll remember how Mike Tyson looked against Roy Jones a few years ago? (and he was taking it light there) I don't care if he's 60 he'll still obliterate Jake Paul lmao
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Breaking: Maya Rudolph Seen Queuing at the Unemployment Office
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How to Fit a Water Fountain into your Living Room Decor (Classy)
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"Concepts of a plan" is low-key a very useful phrase. I find myself saying it at least once a week.
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Adults sneezing into their hands in 2024
Dan Go (@CoachDanGo) profile pictureDan Go
@CoachDanGo4 Oct 2024
What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?
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My delivery guy just refused my tip
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Please...I need classes.... I can't prevent yoga any longer 🧘🛑
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I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication
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You ever hear someone from another culture explaining their country's national dish, and the more they explain it, the more you're like "oh it's a dumpling. Just say it's a dumpling."
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