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Dedicated to the juggernaut that is Maidstone United.

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A lukewarm take on last night's defeat. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/a-bi…
A bit of a Dame Judi - The Back Page

A bit of a Dame Judi - The Back Page

No one’s seriously complaining about the result. It could have been different, if we’d taken a better corner in stoppage time, but that isn’t down to bad luck, it was poor execution. It also could...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 25
Austen-tatious. Tom Rogers report from Torquay 1 Maidstone 1 at Plainmoor. (He didn't upset any precious local reporters this time). thestonesbackpage.co.uk/aust…
Austen-tatious - The Back Page

Austen-tatious - The Back Page

Maidstone survive Storm Austen to bring a point back from Devon, as Frankie Hvid scores at both ends. Report by Tom Rogers. Picture by Helen Cooper. TORQUAY UNITED 1 MAIDSTONE UNITED 1 The Stones...

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Did anyone order a bell end?
Cam Vaziri (@VazzaFC) profile pictureCam Vaziri@VazzaFCOct 24
Replying to @stoness_413 @maidstoneunited
Not one likes dirty scumbags like Maidstone. One of your staff knee sliding for an equaliser says it all. It ain't a 90th minute winner or equaliser in a playoff match. The ref had to speak to your bench several times for their behaviour
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That attendance, incidentally, works out at exactly one fan per degree, centigrade, that Devon Live's piss has boiled to. #Tosser
Maidstone United (@maidstoneunited) profile pictureMaidstone United
@maidstoneunitedOct 24
Today's attendance is 3,003 including 234 travelling Stones. We appreciate you making the long journey in such awful conditions! 👊
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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 23
Bonus column: sackings, take-overs and general mentalism. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/ente…
Entering the audience - The Back Page

Entering the audience - The Back Page

The team formerly known as Gravesend & Northfleet, losing 3-0 at Whatman Way last year. Will their new owner make an appearance on Tuesday night? Picture by Steve Terrell. The weather isn’t the only...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 23
Torquay preview by @st1ngstone thestonesbackpage.co.uk/torq…
Torquay Preview - The Back Page

Torquay Preview - The Back Page

After securing consecutive wins last weekend, Maidstone United’s lead at the top of the NL South now stands at three points after 12 matches. This Saturday, Craig Fagan’s side make the mammoth...

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An old sort can’t even suck off a stripper in a non-league clubhouse anymore. #GamesGone
Worcester City FC (@WorcesterCityFc) profile pictureWorcester City FC
@WorcesterCityFcOct 22
Up Next: We head to Banbury on Tuesday. A Wet & Wild evening is forecast, so bring a brolly ☔️
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What is this shit? #MuskRape
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Barry Fry wasn't a great manager for us, but he was the ultimate showman. Chelsea, Arsenal and Charlton all came in pre-season and Arsenal came back two months later. And he got Bobby Moore and George Best to play in a testimonial.
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@maidstoneunitedOct 21
⏳ On this day 41 years ago Arsenal visited London Rd with some familiar names on the teamsheet. Was you there?
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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 19
Take two from Saturday @st1ngstone with the more analytical (less jaded) report: thestonesbackpage.co.uk/clin…
Clinical Stones extend lead - The Back Page

Clinical Stones extend lead - The Back Page

The shirt off his back? Alex Stepien-Iwumene is tugged as he slides in to a challenge. Picture by Steve Terrell. MAIDSTONE UNITED 2 MAIDENHEAD UNITED 1 A clinical start to both halves saw Maidstone...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 18
The first take (of two) on yesterday's win in the Mistaken Identity Clasico. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/we-d…
We didn't start the fire - The Back Page

We didn't start the fire - The Back Page

DRAIN YOU We won, which was great, we’re top, which is great, we shut down a very decent attacking side, which is also great and yet … Is anyone else finding all this draining? The stench around the...

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Wasn’t easy but we saw them off without any real alarms. Their supporter was very unhappy at the end.
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@maidstoneunitedOct 17
TOUGH AND HARD FOUGHT WIN!!! 👊
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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 16
It's the Mistaken Identity Clasico tomorrow and @st1ngstone has written a comprehensive preview: thestonesbackpage.co.uk/maid…
Maidenhead Preview - The Back Page

Maidenhead Preview - The Back Page

The only goal in last year’s Mistaken Identity Clasico at JWW. Picture by Steve Terrell. Last week’s victory at Horsham saw Maidstone United end their four-match winless streak as goals from Nana...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 14
Football is morally and financially bankrupt, but The Back Page has a solution. Relegate Man City to Step Four. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/crim…
Crime and punishment - The Back Page

Crime and punishment - The Back Page

Football is morally and financially bankrupt, but The Back Page has a solution. Relegate Man City to Step Four. A hill I will die on is that the most vindictive punishment ever inflicted on any...

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Khaldoon is Stan Flashman with a better suit.
Rob Draper (@draper_rob) profile pictureRob Draper
@draper_robOct 9
The more you read about Khaldoon Al Mubarak, the more you realise he can’t carry on as City chairman if PL is to maintain integrity Wholly unsurprising that he tried this - and yet still shocking that he did - via @FT This is why nation states can’t own football clubs
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Marc White with the pyro.
Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) profile picturePolymarket Sports
@PolymarketSportOct 11
🚨The atmosphere at Anfield is HOSTILE Liverpool fans “we know what you are, you cheating b*stards, we know what you are”
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Too subtle? #UpTheShitpipe
Mark Ogden (@MarkOgden_) profile pictureMark Ogden@MarkOgden_Oct 11
Back door entry at Anfield for Man City
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#TTT - Tom’s Titanic Testes
Maidstone United (@maidstoneunited) profile pictureMaidstone United
@maidstoneunitedOct 10
OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
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#SBA #COYMFS
Maidstone United (@maidstoneunited) profile pictureMaidstone United
@maidstoneunitedOct 10
WE FOUND A WAY!! 🤩
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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 8
After what seems like an eon, we'll actually be playing football again on Saturday. Horsham preview by @st1ngstone thestonesbackpage.co.uk/hors…
Horsham Preview - The Back Page

Horsham Preview - The Back Page

Jack Foulger looks ahead to Saturday’s trip to West Sussex After 14 days without a game following defeat to Truro City, the Stones’ lead at the National League South summit has been cut to just four...

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