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A breakdown of the breakdown on Tuesday night by @st1ngstone thestonesbackpage.co.uk/flee…
Fleet Analysis - The Back Page

Fleet Analysis - The Back Page

By JACK FOULGER For the first time since early September, Maidstone United are off the top of the NL South table after a 3-1 defeat against local rivals Ebbsfleet United. Goals from Camron Gbadebo,...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 28
A lukewarm take on last night's defeat. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/a-bi…
A bit of a Dame Judi - The Back Page

A bit of a Dame Judi - The Back Page

No one’s seriously complaining about the result. It could have been different, if we’d taken a better corner in stoppage time, but that isn’t down to bad luck, it was poor execution. It also could...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 25
Austen-tatious. Tom Rogers report from Torquay 1 Maidstone 1 at Plainmoor. (He didn't upset any precious local reporters this time). thestonesbackpage.co.uk/aust…
Austen-tatious - The Back Page

Austen-tatious - The Back Page

Maidstone survive Storm Austen to bring a point back from Devon, as Frankie Hvid scores at both ends. Report by Tom Rogers. Picture by Helen Cooper. TORQUAY UNITED 1 MAIDSTONE UNITED 1 The Stones...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 23
Bonus column: sackings, take-overs and general mentalism. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/ente…
Entering the audience - The Back Page

Entering the audience - The Back Page

The team formerly known as Gravesend & Northfleet, losing 3-0 at Whatman Way last year. Will their new owner make an appearance on Tuesday night? Picture by Steve Terrell. The weather isn’t the only...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 23
Torquay preview by @st1ngstone thestonesbackpage.co.uk/torq…
Torquay Preview - The Back Page

Torquay Preview - The Back Page

After securing consecutive wins last weekend, Maidstone United’s lead at the top of the NL South now stands at three points after 12 matches. This Saturday, Craig Fagan’s side make the mammoth...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 19
Take two from Saturday @st1ngstone with the more analytical (less jaded) report: thestonesbackpage.co.uk/clin…
Clinical Stones extend lead - The Back Page

Clinical Stones extend lead - The Back Page

The shirt off his back? Alex Stepien-Iwumene is tugged as he slides in to a challenge. Picture by Steve Terrell. MAIDSTONE UNITED 2 MAIDENHEAD UNITED 1 A clinical start to both halves saw Maidstone...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 18
The first take (of two) on yesterday's win in the Mistaken Identity Clasico. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/we-d…
We didn't start the fire - The Back Page

We didn't start the fire - The Back Page

DRAIN YOU We won, which was great, we’re top, which is great, we shut down a very decent attacking side, which is also great and yet … Is anyone else finding all this draining? The stench around the...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 16
It's the Mistaken Identity Clasico tomorrow and @st1ngstone has written a comprehensive preview: thestonesbackpage.co.uk/maid…
Maidenhead Preview - The Back Page

Maidenhead Preview - The Back Page

The only goal in last year’s Mistaken Identity Clasico at JWW. Picture by Steve Terrell. Last week’s victory at Horsham saw Maidstone United end their four-match winless streak as goals from Nana...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 14
Football is morally and financially bankrupt, but The Back Page has a solution. Relegate Man City to Step Four. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/crim…
Crime and punishment - The Back Page

Crime and punishment - The Back Page

Football is morally and financially bankrupt, but The Back Page has a solution. Relegate Man City to Step Four. A hill I will die on is that the most vindictive punishment ever inflicted on any...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageOct 8
After what seems like an eon, we'll actually be playing football again on Saturday. Horsham preview by @st1ngstone thestonesbackpage.co.uk/hors…
Horsham Preview - The Back Page

Horsham Preview - The Back Page

Jack Foulger looks ahead to Saturday’s trip to West Sussex After 14 days without a game following defeat to Truro City, the Stones’ lead at the National League South summit has been cut to just four...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageSep 22
The answer to this question is contained within the report. Read it if you can stand it. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/cray…
Craydle of Filth - The Back Page

Craydle of Filth - The Back Page

MAIDSTONE UNITED 0 CRAY WANDERERS 2 If you’ve watched this club for long enough you’ll know that for every Ipswich there’s a Needham Market. Our FA Cup history is littered with games better left...

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Quiz question: when did we last lose an FA Cup tie to lower level opposition, at home?
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Quiz question: when did we last lose an FA Cup tie to lower level opposition, at home?
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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageSep 22
Tonight’s teams. Live updates here, Wi-Fi permitting.
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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageSep 21
"That Shit Cray" report by Tom Rogers. (Apparently it's a pun on a song by an artist called Kanye Barracks) thestonesbackpage.co.uk/that…
'That Shit Cray' Report - The Back Page

'That Shit Cray' Report - The Back Page

CRAY WANDERERS 1 MAIDSTONE UNITED 1 By Tom Rogers The Stones laboured to a 1-1 draw away to Isthmian League side Cray Wanderers in their FA Cup 2nd Round Qualifier this weekend, with Tom Leahy’s...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageSep 11
Braintree preview by @st1ngstone thestonesbackpage.co.uk/brai…
Braintree preview - The Back Page

Braintree preview - The Back Page

By Jack Foulger Tuesday night saw Maidstone United make it five wins in a row for the first time in 19 months, following a narrow 1-0 victory away to rivals Tonbridge Angels. This weekend, they make...

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Stones handed Ebbsfleet trip in Kent Senior Cup. Craig Fagan will send a team to the Morrow Stadium for the all-National League South tie, which is scheduled to take place on either 6 or 7 October. The confirmed date, kick-off time and ticket details will be announced in due course.
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The Onion Sack: an article about last night's match, the J-word and how to shut everyone up. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/the-…
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The Onion Sack - The Back Page

The late Peter Overton once had some advice for a team mate who was struggling on the field. “Stick it in the onion sack and you’ll shut everyone up.” Overton played for both Tonbridge and Maidstone...

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The Stones Back Page@StonesBackPageSep 9
Two pieces coming your way later this evening after last night's win in the A26 derby.
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Replying to @tonbridgeangels
It's never nice to lose. We dominated possession as you'd expect us to do against an inferior side but when your luck is out, your luck is out. Need to look ahead to the promotion push.
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Good to see they patched things up.
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